Bites the Garfield

About Bites the Garfield

My name is Garfield, I am 40 years old, my house is in the north east section of Indianapolis where all the villa’s are, and I am not married, I work as a companion to Jon, and I get fed every hour at the latest, I don’t eat a lot of vegetables but I occasionally drink milk, I’m in bed by 9 pm, and make sure I get 12 hours of sleep, no matter what. After eating lasagna and doing 20 minutes of stretching before going to bed I usually have no problems sleeping until the afternoon, just like an adult I wake up with stress and fatigue in the afternoon. I was told there were no issues at my last check up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a lasagna filled life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose my appetite. That is how I deal with society and that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anybody.