Hamburger

About Hamburger

"Its that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it"
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no banes, fat or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exist proves that God is either impotent or alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you prefer that