The Krunkmeier Congregation
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About The Krunkmeier Congregation
"krunkmeier" is a term for a kid who knows how to “get crunk”, a kid that everyone knows, by krunkmeier. the term comes from the krunkest of all, Pastor krunkmeier.
The Church of Krunk's 10 Gaming Commandments
-1. Thou shall subscribe
-2. Thou shall make Idols
-3. Remember, every day that you are krunk is holy
-4. Honor the KIng of Krunk
-5. Thou shall cleanse
-6. Thou shall commit adultery often and with much pleasure
-7. Thou shall steal...alot
-8. Thou shall consume massive amounts of drugs and alcohol, digitally of course
-9. Thou shall covet all of your stuff(see commandment 7)
-10. Puff, puff, pray