Here is some words from your favorite 3rd horseman of the Apocalypse...
Tanis - "Is this thing on??? Oh! Okay! Hey! I even told my therapist that I've been having these nightmares about nuclear explosions. She said, 'Don't worry, it's not the end of the world'.... Ironic, amirite? Anyway, What do you do when rats eat all your crops? You simply eat the rats... BYE!!!"
*EDIT*
5th place :P You guys are too funny. This only took a day to make.