AI makes Minecraft Lore Part 2

Published 2024-04-16
(I asked Copilot to make up the stupidest lore and here it is:)

In the blocky realm of Minecraft, there was once a village known as Squaropolis, inhabited by the most peculiar creatures – the Square Sheep. These weren’t your ordinary sheep; they were born from the very pixels of the world, with fleece as colorful as the dyes they absorbed.

Legend has it that the Square Sheep were the original creators of the Minecraft universe. They had the power to knit the fabric of reality with their wool, crafting mountains, rivers, and forests with each stitch. However, their power was so immense that they accidentally created the Creepers while attempting to design a new type of cactus.

Embarrassed by their blunder, the Square Sheep decided to retire from world-building and settled in Squaropolis, where they took up a new hobby – competitive grass eating. The winner of these contests would earn the prestigious title of “The Wooliest of Them All” and be adorned with a golden bell around their neck.

But the Square Sheep’s past was not to be forgotten so easily. The Creepers, seeking revenge for their prickly existence, plotted to invade Squaropolis during the annual Shear Festival. It was up to the bravest of the villagers, a plucky young player named Steve, to use the ancient art of Sheep-Fu – a martial art using wool and shearers – to defend the village and restore peace to the pixelated plains.

And so, the tale of the Square Sheep lives on, whispered by the villagers on moonlit nights, a reminder of the woolly guardians who once weaved the world into existence.