What's Scratching?~News!
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Published 2013-10-29
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Scratcher's Comment!
waffle's are yummy. but what makes them so yummy? lots of people say the syrup but people like it even WITHOUT the syrup. its like grape juice without sugar, its still sweet! and waffles are breakfast foods right? well i think maybe waffles make a morning turn to a good-morning" - bpuffle5082
If all clouds have a silver lining, how does it get up there? And if it was a nyan cat then wouldn't it be a RAINBOW lining? So the actual quote is: All clouds have rainbow lining left by a nyan cat.
-Mistfire
"You can't have rainbow without Unicorn farts"
-bixby-a16
Book never written: Monkeys, by Anna,Ban
-Katiebug82304
1) Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick! 2) Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't a chicken! 3) Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove his name wrong! 4) Q: Why didn't the other chicken cross the road? A: She was too chicken!
-JAGpi
What do you call a duck that chops down trees? A lumberquack!
-TheEpicAdud
Why did the fox cross the road... Because the chicken did MOOHAHA
-Dudeman
Halloween joke: What did the pumpkin need for his boo-boo? A patch Thanksgiving joke: Why is the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? Because it has 24 carrots Christmas joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
-HooplahBurrito
SQUIDS WILL BE SQUIDS, EVEN WHEN A BUTTER SWORD IS IN THEIR HEART.
-Gondorhobbit