The Confederacy was Bad
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Published 2023-07-10
also to anyone saying "The union was bad too". true, but they weren't the ones keeping slavery going lol.
Confederate VP speech: www.americanyawp.com/reader/the-civil-war/alexande…
Confederate constitution (article IV, section 2 (1)): avalon.law.yale.edu/19th_century/csa_csa.asp#a5
great video series about debunking Confederate myths entitled "Checkmate Lincolnites!: • Confederate DESTROYS Yankee with FACT...
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All Comments (21)
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"You're ignoring our other concerns-" "Yeah, but among the concerns was slavery, so I don't care." FINALLY SOMEONE HAS THE WORDS.
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Man, you'd almost think Goobus was pro-confederate with all the people he's ownin'
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"Slavery involves owning men, and men owning men is gay." -Abraham Lincoln or something, idk
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Things that states were forbidden to do according to the Confederate constitution: 1. States within the Confederacy were not allowed to pass laws outlawing slavery. 2. Confederate states were not allowed to secede from the Confederacy. Really doing a great job with that whole “State’s rights” and “not based on slavery” thing, guys.
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"the annoying orange outlived you" is probably the greatest insult ever created
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The wait between Pikmin 3 and Pikmin 4 was more than twice as long as the Confederacy's lifespan.
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I've often heard Confederacy stans be like "Lee was a gentleman and Grant was a drunk" So you're telling me the Confederacy was so bad... That they lost to a drunk and a few others.
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Onlyfans has been around longer than the confederacy
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The fact that you can say "The Annoying Orange outlived you" as a legitimate insult and it is still outliving things is hilarious and I am using that.
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic lasted 9 years. Bronies have a stronger heritage than lost causers.
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It's nice to hear someone correctly use the word "traitors" to define the slaving south
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He sent in Frederick Douglas instead of John Brown? Doobus is a merciful man
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According to Steam, the longest playtime for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is 83,671 hours. That's over 9.5 years. People have played Skyrim longer than the Confederacy lasted. You have a better chance of making the Stormcloaks your heritage than you do the Confederacy.
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I’ll never forget the words my AP US History teacher taught me: “In elementary school, you learn that the Civil War was about slavery. In middle school, you learn that the Civil War was about State’s Rights. In this class, you’ll learn that the Civil War was always about slavery.”
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Doobus’ channel was made in 2016, about 8 years ago, making this channel last 2 times longer than the confederacy.
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Revisiting since Nikki Haley refused to say “slavery” when asked what caused the Civil War.
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The fact that there are actual slavery defenders bullying Doobus on Twitter is simultaneously funny and really sad.
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My favorite take: "Star Trek has been a part of our culture ten times longer than the confederacy. We should be building statutes of Spock."
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A dude once said to me “ it was actually all about trade and taxes “ I said “ ok , but what we’re they trading and taxing ? “ and bro didn’t have an answer . Anytime confederates bring up a point it’s unfinished like “ states rights” or “ The north restricted trade “ like ok on what tho
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Sent this to my dad. He had a giant confederate tattoo before turning it into a american flag tattoo
