The True Messed Up Story of Pocahontas | Adam Ruins Everything
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Published 2018-03-27
Adam Ruins Everything - Adam Conover, CollegeHumor's resident know-it-all and major bummer, takes on society's biggest misconceptions.
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All Comments (21)
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Bold of you to assume that Pocahontas being 10 would have stopped John Smith from taking her as a “lover”
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"30 Women, sexual favors, i smell a G rated childrens film!" -some random guy on the internet 2018
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Her name wasn't even Pocahontas either, it was Matoaka. And her story is tragic and Disney decided to profit off it.
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The worst part is the Disney Version depicted Kocoum as being the short-fused aggressive one who attacked John Smith when in reality he was actually a pretty chill guy and John Smith was the perverted jerk.
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John Smith wrote the first fan fiction to date.
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John Smith was a crazy fangirl writing a fan fic
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Native Americans: minding their own business. Colonists: Hippity hoppity your kid is my property
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Most of the old Disney movies have pretty dark origins, especialy those based on the Grimm´s Tales In the original "Sleeping Beauty" for example, Aurora wasn´t saved by the prince. After his kiss didn´t broke the spell, he raped her while she slept and got her pregnant. Her children were the ones who gave her a "Kiss of true love" and woke her up, ten years later.
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Smith was the first self insert fanfiction writer
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...so basically he wrote a self-insert fan fiction?
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"The violent native seeks to crush me with his bear like grip!" Me when someone tries to hug me.
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Fun fact, her name wasn't actually Pocahontas, it was Matoaka
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He should be called John Myth.
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john smith wrote the first ever fanfiction
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“The real story of pocahontas is way darker” Yeah no shit it was a disney movie
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I take history, this isn’t in my textbook. Should I sue the school for misinformation?
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So much for romanticizing history, John Smith. Why the dislikes? It's like people want to use romanticized history as actual history.
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John Smith is a colonial fanfiction writer.
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As a Chinese born in Thailand, I would like to apologize for ever invented gun powder and trade it with the British.... 😭
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Pocahontas being 10 years old John Smith: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit
