I got held hostage so much they put a warning label next to my name

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Published 2022-08-15

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  • @clux5305
    I love how they call it an "ego battle" when the only ones acting self-important are them.
  • @AirLight1646
    “Enjoys wasting 2 hours of his life” says the hackers who waste all their time holding people hostage in a video game instead of playing it
  • @charnov
    If you ever feel useless, just remember DBD has an anti cheat
  • @hardpaco
    Hackers: "Enjoys wasting 2hrs of his life" Also hackers: I'm gonna hold him hostage for 2hrs
  • @simp1ysa1ty
    What Coco and Spooknjukes both do to the groups that target large CCs is pure fucking gold. When they take the game hostage, they're just as much wasting their own time as they're wasting your time, only when you embarrass them, they end up benefitting you and your audience for a good laugh, while receiving nothing in return.
  • @Gemarald
    Hacker: Holds coconut Hostage. Coconut: "Alright fine!" Boots up other games, and has debatabley more fun than some comp dbd games. Hacker: "Wait that's illegal!"
  • BHVR going out of their way to pick and choose certain streamers to give privileges to instead of investing in an actual anticheat is exactly what I'd expect at this point
  • "ego" like they're not the ones forcing you to stay for 2+ hours because they suck at a video game so they paid $50 to have hacks and still suck at the game
  • @sorin_markov
    Coco when he downs 3 people in 6 cross-map snipes: "MAXIMUM PRESSURE!!!"
  • @pawncube6787
    I bet the hackers are big fans of Coconut and want to watch him play other games and this is the only way they can get him to do that.
  • @MrAxedead
    That's what happens when you don't get enough attention as a child, you start "hacking" a game like DbD just so you can hold streamers hostage and get some attention that way.
  • @kidninja8331
    The warning next to Coco's name proves these script kiddies actually feel attacked and dislike going after Coco if they have to warn each other that Coco has more will power then them lmfao
  • This man's the Technoblade of DBD, he literally is positive as hell in bad situations and goes full on "You're not holding me hostage, I'm holding you hostage" with his psychology warfare XD
  • @BHNZsam
    Had some subtle cheater giving his whole team like 4% speed increase reveal himself after I bodied their entire team and coincidentally left him bleeding out on the floor last and closing hatch in his face, at the last second before dying to his timer he did the hook thing Little rat didn't bother holding me hostage past the EGC though because he knew being held hostage for 10 hours wasn't going to be worth it when I'm not a streamer Weak willed dogs
  • When will they learn that they don't hold Coconut hostage? Coconut holds them hostage.
  • @mrdubbs9877
    I think a good solution is that after 20-25 minutes of being in a game you can disconnect without penalty. At that point the killer is most likely camping a 3 Gen and it's basically unwinnable, survivors are hiding in lockers/very hard to find places and have given up, or you're being held hostage by a hacker.
  • @rhythm-l5811
    "I'm gonna held them hostage so they can't terrorize other players" And that's, a new sub.
  • @itzKidDope55
    JRM was right when he said about killers needing to get that “PRESSURE” in order to win, just in the sense of a better pressure nozzle 🤣
  • For anyone who wasn't there during the Fall Guys one at least The hacker threw in the towel at the one hour mark