[Perfect Run SOLO] boss_uncertified - item asylum

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Published 2024-04-06
DISCLAIMER: I have already beat every item asylum boss in Perfect Run. I'm just doing them again for content.

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fun fact: i spent a good three hours of my night for this. i recorded every, EVERY failed attempt, reroll, and whatnot, and it's spread across five mp4 files. combined together, they are 104 minutes, and this doesn't even include the attempts i did the second day, in which i actually managed to pull through and beat this boss. not only did this boss hurt me mentally, but it's draining my device's storage space. jeez..

in uncertified, you don't just die regularly. you have to die in the most ridiculous ways possible. sometimes count dracombat and mages pull up to stunlock you to death when you get lilynette. sometimes the roulette decides to kill you and give you two minos dummies and expects you to deal with it while fending off soldiers. sometimes combat king just leaps and wombo combos you. and sometimes a stick dummy comes along and proceeds to ruin your day. there's no "same way" to die from this boss. every death is unique.

try to stand back from all of the enemies, and snipe them with a ranged weapon. this helps to keep you away from kami dummies. man i hate those things.. i'm more relieved that i don't have to do this boss again than actually celebrating this. the amount of RNG required for this is insane

All Comments (17)
  • @polypoli_
    Before you bash at me, yes I am aware that they removed the private server sharing channel in the JPX discord. Apparently it was due to exploiters..? Not sure, but just ignore that part in the overall thoughts section. Still don't do it alone however. Get a friend. Anyone.
  • @TheodoreBuell
    Zaihop + Ultra instinct: (stare of disapproval) Anchor from the sky: (laughs in minion spamming)
  • @Sussyb3ka
    im now very blessful when slayer sword was still exist for this
  • @saltyredfish
    I like how if you got this loadout now it would be even more busted because Joy becomes available since if you died, you become a mutant instead of just, dying
  • I absolutely hate when the enemies spawn they get a little forcefield for a few seconds, i lost many uncertified runs because of overwhelming attacks, kami's, and one shot weapons like fire axe, the dang or dragon slayer
  • @The_Deep_Blue
    i remember i was gathering people for trying to do a perfect run of this with a friend of mine and the most generic item asylum player ever (bacon hair, roland outfit) told me to "just do it solo" and said i was having a "skill issue" to that person: if this is so "skillbased" i'd like to see you do this with an average loadout (something like london, grand javelin, and tiger drop), and come back to me and say with a straight face that soloing this is mostly skill and not at least 60% luck i like a lot of perfect run bosses but some of these are kinda ridiculous (weegee and skeleton namely), this one gets a pass i'd say though because it's definitely meant to be done with like 3-4 people (i beat this with 3 people)
  • @windisbad340
    Lilynette makes uncertified free, i beat it with lilynette too
  • @Lieswastaken
    I don't know if you already know this, but when you gotta deal with minos, you can walk around a huge object making sure minos is on the opposite side to easily kill him. For some reason, he only attacks you if your in his line of sight.
  • All enemy uncertified now deal more damag than old. Except kami dummy still same damag
  • @pink_impostor69
    me when I'm getting bullied by mages while every single dang dummy destroying statue
  • @Deb_13
    Bro wth, uncertified is hard but I just ki this with pixel rifle. Idk its be easily. So yea, its easiest in some uspect