[YTP] Jameson Fires Everyone

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Published 2021-05-09
J Jonah Jameson is a ruthless boss with no mercy and is quick to fire and prosecute anyone who makes a mistake or doesn't agree with him. Unfortunately, because Peter Parker fails at life, he bears the brunt of Jameson's fury.

I end where I began, with Spider-Man 2. This may not be as epic as Avengers Ensemble, but it just felt right to finish with one of my favourite sources. It kind of pays tribute to my origins by bringing it home, sandwiching all my work between two videos on Spider-Man. I always have a blast working with this source and I especially enjoyed focusing on Jameson. Honestly, there are plenty of other scripts that I had done and other sources I wanted to edit (including multiple attempts at a PPFAL prequel using the first Spider-Man film but always had technical difficulties and one time I lost the whole project, sorry that video never happened despite my best intentions), but the time has come. I really hope you are entertained one final time by my content and have a good laugh. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for one more :)

This is my final parody video, but the "one more" I still have to finish off is my retirement video. After all the support you guys have given me over the last 8 years, I felt I should at least say some sort of goodbye and thank you rather than just disappear after my final video. So expect that soon. This final YTP (and also the retirement video) were supposed to be done and uploaded a while ago ( I actually wanted to upload my retirement on the anniversary of my creating the channel or my first video) but life has just been busy. As mentioned before, this is one of the reasons I am retiring. But I will finish what I started and send myself off properly.

Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.

All Comments (21)
  • @jlcburr
    "I hit my son in the head with a polo ball." Laughs hysterically. "I drove over my son with his car." Laughs harder.
  • @spooderman6312
    remember guys: this is what happens when he doesn't get pictures of Spider-Man
  • Gonna cry harder than I did when Doc Ock died during the last video. I will miss you, Alpacahawk.
  • @jonahschwab
    5:25 "I went to public to see jar jar binks for the two bit criminal he is"
  • @MidnightBlueRed
    "This is my final parody video" Crying Peter Parker: "No... please don't say that" But seriously, thank you for all the laughs. This will always be my favorite YTP channel.
  • @Z7StudiosMecha
    His second to last video let us honor this moment how much joy he has brought
  • Jameson finally snapped didn’t he He couldn’t handle Spider-Man anymore
  • @D-Man_Jam
    Jameson fired everyone in this video at least 3 times.
  • @TheDanDude17
    You’re not retiring, you’re fired! There’s the door! I want AlpacaHawk prosecuted! Seriously though, thank you for all these amazing videos over the years. We’re all gonna miss you.
  • @bencase1255
    “I want the public to see Jar Jar Binks for the two-bit criminal he really is!”
  • @dishwasher9
    nobody: Jameson: “I want my wife prosecuted”
  • @queuedjar4578
    "You can't scare me with this" -famous last words of anyone in front of a stack of paper.
  • @thevagabond1314
    New AlpacaHawk video: 😃 Each new AlpacaHawk video means closer to his final retirement YTP: 😟
  • last time i was this early, Batman was still using the bad cop bad cop routine
  • @nathaniel201
    Alternate title: J. Jonah Jameson hires, fires, and subsequently prosecutes the entire population of his dimension Thank you for your contributions to the Internet, AlpacaHawk. We salute you and wish you much web action in your future endeavors.
  • @daigonmocs0785
    "A combustable lemon that burns Spiderman's house down" Sounds an awful lot like a green goblin grenade
  • @JacobFiveash
    “I want a combustible lemon to burn Spider-Man’s house down!” 4:19