So I've Been Building an Alchemy Lab in Noita

Thanks for watching! I've been working on this crazy stuff for a long time now, but we've got a LOT more work to do. I hope to see ya over on the Twitch channel (twitch.tv/furyforged). Also, make sure you go check out the music of Dudeguy Broman, which I used in this video! He's a super-cool dudeman who I met through Noita. He also streams some of the chillest heckin streams on Twitch: dgbm.bandcamp.com/album/vibe-drive + www.twitch.tv/dudeguy_broman

MY BOY HAS TO CLEAN UP MOLD IN HIS NOITA ALCHEMY LAB 😭😭😭THIS NOITA SHIT GETTIN TOO REAL 😭😭😭

This lab is terrifying. Covered in blood, pools of random, poisonous shit, and some giant eldritch creature imprisoned within

that title can only mean your alchemy lab is either a compact experimentation room or a sprawling laboratory taking up a biome

Alright, I concede. He did, in fact, have the Instant Deathium on hand.

You can save the world by copying the save file, it would be more tragic than library of alexandria if the lab gets destroyed

Bro is legit revolutionizing Noita. This game is actually crazy I had no idea half of the materials even existed

this feels like the type of thing that youd find as an end-game location in some sort of fantasy game, like you stumble into The Great Alchemists Lab with every known (and some unknown) material in it, along with some invincible hamiis, magic fish, and the fucking final boss as pets, most spells and a wide variety of OP wands

The devs are insane. And you are insane.

Kolmi twitching when you're away and the straightening up as you approach is lowkey terrifying.

26:30 You had to add a disclaimer to a God Run's immortality. "Noita finds a way" That is actually the most haunting quote I've ever heard in this game

Could the pea soup interaction be a reference to the old rhyme: peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold. Peas porridge in the pot nine days old. What happens if you put pea soup in the cauldron and wait nine actual days?

this game has got to be a case study for making secrets in the modern age of gaming. How many games can have not one but two massive, active unsolved secrets that people have been tirelessly working to solve despite all the resources available to force solutions? I absolutely adore Noita for this feat alone, it's just a bonus that the game is so wonderful as well.

I want to believe that the stars hold the answer, especially since the game opens up with us looking at the stars

I honestly thought I knew everything that was possible in this game already. I've known about it since they first released a teaser gif on reddit. I've been playing this game and watching your channel's videos about it since early access. I've been following every development and mystery since it's inception, and poured hundreds of hours onto it. And I am still flabbergasted that there are things I didn't know, and things I didn't know were possible. Using Kolmi as a chunk loader for infinite distance teleportation? Using infiniwisps for creature capturing? Using ice mages as freezers for material storage? Using necrobots as powehouses for infinite immunity and perk farms? THE STARS?? Insane. Absolutely insane discoveries and developments. I've always loved magic, and wizard games. And Noita was already the game that most perfectly captured that experience of being a wizard trying to master magic and powers from beyond. But this community, and you? You've made it truly feel like I'm a part of a living community of wizards who are working hard every day to advance our knowledge and crack the greatest mysteries of the arcane arts. It's like my greatest wish come true, and for that I thank you. I get so pumped and excited every time I see one of your noita videos, especially if it's discussing some new discovery. I hope you keep up the great work!

As someone who loves space, the thought of a giant puzzle involving you dying and turning into a STAR and having to do some astronomy to figure it out is absolutely facinating to me.

Imagine the devs looking at your sky like “you could solve it right now if you knew how”

if you need a video idea, a quick "noita lab safety protocol" of all your strategies to ensure the survival of these types of delicate projects could be fun. I was 29 orbs in a 33 orb run the other day and had a chance to do the chest rain, and then I accidentally opened a chest on the mountain altar... I can't imagine the amount of things you need to keep in mind for this sort of project!!!

Headcanon: The reason stars appear in the sky as you die more and more is because the lower the population of mages gets, the level of light pollution lowers.

this would make a kick ass dungeon for an rpg, you even got the enemies with the kidnapped monsters, like your using trapped ice wizards as magic refrigerator, you have a machine that revives a kidnapped dude so you can continually eat his corps, thats insane bbeg shit