Pre-meal Prayer: John Crist's Official Rules
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Published 2018-05-28
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All Comments (21)
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I thought he would say that if the fast food is from chick-fil-a no prayer is requested because it's already blessed π
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You could always just buy some 'Pre-Blessed Food'. I reckon that'd save a lot of lives.
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"up to three fries prior to the prayer" lol. I knew I wasnt the only guy sneaking in fries before the blessing!
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We've started asking our severs if they have prayer requests. They have always been really happy. One announced to the entire staff in the back that she was getting prayed for for the first time in 19 years serving...It's been really special. You should try it π
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If it requires dressing it doesn't require a blessing πππ
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I feel like you forgot to mention that if the person who cooked the food is sitting at the table ALWAYS βbless the hands that prepared itβ. Avoid offending said person. Especially if itβs your mother in law.
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I pray before I eat anything. Last week I stopped in the middle of a sidewalk and bent my head to pray for my chocolate bar πa man came over and offered me water. I think he thought I was sick.
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Am I the only one who digs right in.......Then someone says "We should pray" when you got a mouthful of food looking like a Chipmunk?? I hope not :-P
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Haha love this! A good tip though: Offer to pray for the waiter/waitress at some point in the meal/when the food comes. My friend led someone to Christ just last week by simply offering to pray for the server, which resulted in a longer conversation where he shared the gospel with him. The server teared up, and said that no one had ever offered to pray for him before. Praise God!
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"If it comes in a cup, no need to lift up" π
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What's extra funny about this is the end because my dad is a pastor and he's always expected to pray because people view it as his job. π€£π€£π€£π€£
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U should pray and glorify God eveything u have and say thank you God.
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Oh man as a pastor I canβt tell you how many times when it is time to pray everyone looks to me. I am going to say over 95% of the time. Would somebody else offer to pray once in a while? Sheesh!
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"If it comes in a cup, no need to look up"ππ
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Ahhhhhhhhh WE NEED A PART TWO !!!!!
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As much as I appreciate this guide, I'm still having some difficulty executing my prayer in practice. Do I pray for the drive through meal, even if I'm never getting out to eat it? Hotel breakfast? A bowl of cereal vs a piece of toast? What about my protein shakes? I think this needs a part 2.
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I love his hidden jokes in this. He makes fun of people groups without even directly addressing them. Super funny
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If itβs a slider, donβt pray to your provider π
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"I don't know ask the pastor, he works for you!" ππ
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"if it comes in a cup, no need to lift up." π
