Why Clifford The Big Red Dog Is Fundamentally Impossible

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9:34 “Clifford needs to remain an idea and not a reality” I love how this makes it sound like there’s active efforts to bring a real-life Clifford into existence

I'm genuinely extremely proud of you Choopo for being at the level where you get sponsorships now. It's a major achievement to be at this level and I'm so glad Bobo was able to negotiate the ad deal with Raid for you (possibly with some violence but thats just classic Bobo)

What? I’ve been injecting my dog with pure love for years and your telling me it’s not possible?

Y’know if I had a nickel every time someone went insane trying to calculate how Clifford would work irl I would have a dime which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

Evolutionarily speaking, although clifford grew due to the power of love. Species that make their way onto islands typically experience dwarfism, or gigantism over many generations. Which has nothing to do with clifford, I just wanted to bring this up because Islands and Big animals were mentioned in this video.

As an owner of a Vizsla, I'd like to mention that the average Vizsla needs at least 1 hour of rigorous exercise daily (if not more), and they frequently get the zoomies. Plus, they are not very considerate of people's boundaries when they are active. If my dog was the size of Clifford, I do believe she could level Manhattan in about 20 minutes.

Let's be honest, the SCP Foundation would have a field day once they find out there's a large-ahh red dog that grows with every time you love it that's waltzing around

You know, he didn’t even need to mention square cube law to utterly destroy Clifford

Damn. I haven't finished learning my colours yet, I'll have to come back to this video later once I'm ready to understand what red even is

i am so conflicted right now, I always thought that a giant red dog was a possibility as I watched this show instead of attending science classes, since that time I have spent years looking at every dog I have been able to find and imagining at what point in their life cycle, do they turn red and grow a few stories taller. this video has changed my life completely and shifted my views of the world to points I did not think were possible. you have opened my third eye to see that Clifford is no more likely to walk among us than Barney the dinosaur. I don't know how long it will take me to get over this astonishment I have felt, I can safely say that my life has been shrouded in a a big lie that will never cease to haunt me. therealchopo, I don't know if I should thank or curse you for this newfound knowledge you have bestowed upon me, in the hour this video has been up I have re-watched it as many times as possible trying to find holes, holes that don't exist. I would like to take a moment to breath and be thankful that Big Chungus is still something that is real and I can spend the rest of my life seeking. as I can no longer do that for a dog that is bigger than my house and the same shade of red as I am now, finding out this information.

"not paying taxes builds character" you're telling me people actually pay those? I've been eating all the forms I've been getting I thought that's what I was supposed to do...

Ok, after giving some thought to the "One Question", I've come up with two possibilities: 1: There's an area in either the local sewage plant or landfill specifically made for when Clifford does his business. 2: He just goes in the ocean. I mean, fish do it all the time and the ocean hasn't changed because of it.

When you said that Bobo was scared of loud and sudden noises, and then that actually happened at the end of the vid. Genius writing 😊

When I was in Kindergarten, one of my classmates was named Emily Anne, and whenever we did Clifford roleplays at recess, she would be Emily Elizabeth.

10:10 don’t worry guys he’s like a Pokémon, he can eat as much as he and… wait where do Pokémon… OH NO

THIS. This is the PBS lore I am here for. You covered all aspects of the Clifford canon thoroughly and fantastically. (But where does he poop.)

Holy shit I wasn't expecting a choopo sponsorship, congrats man you deserve it :]

5:50, yeah it's canon. It was made a short while after John Ritter (Clifford's old VA) passed. I'm still confused about what the hell happened to Daffodil.

I always figured Clifford was red because red is the color of love, and if he’s full of an unusually high amount of love, it would make sense that his color was altered