Markiplier Is Not a Masochist: Also Markiplier

Marks not a masochist is one of the best running jokes of this community and I live for it

he couldn’t afford pain when he was a child and now he wants to know what it feels like

What makes it funnier for me is that it’s his FIRST smash.

Another perfect example of his masochist nature was how he said he would smash a whalord. Keep in mind that thing is like a water Zeppelin.

Markiplier: "I'M NOT A MASOCHIST!" Meanwhile: Proceeds to smack a steel flash-light taser baton against his own head

Remember, it’s not because he’s a masochist, he just wants to see if he can

“Masochists son, they harden in response to physical trauma” - senator Armstrong

The fact that this was his first smash too

It doesn't excuse the conclusion he came to, but at least he stopped and thought real hard about it before deciding

It doesn't matter how often he will repeat himself. To the community (count me in there) he is and will always be a masochist.

Mark wants big thighs that can crush him, get’s attracted to all the tall women, says he likes women with power, yup definitely not a masochist…

He likes to “explore” his tolerance for pain 😉

His reaction totally says "Oh, now that would TOTALLY hurt... Good..."

The fact that Beedrill was actually the first Pokémon he would smash makes this 100x funnier

Also Mark "i just want a woman who can crush my head with her thighs"

He actually HAS admitted that he's a masochist before. It was in one of the early 3 scary games videos.

surprising you didn't show the time he literally said that he likes a girl that has legs that could crush his head

Markiplier's most definitely not a masochist. I mean, this is the same guy who ate spoonful of hot sauce, wasabi, (multiple times I might add,) played several games where... he gets smacked by ping pong balls, getting slapped in the face multiple times, shot by Nerf arrows, one of which hit him in the groin, shocked himself several times, one of which was with muscle stimulators while eating sour candies, ate 13 habanero peppers while submerging himself in ice cold water, wanting to smash a Beedrill and a few other moments. But outside of those very few moments, Markiplier is NOT a masochist.....

I'm starting to think Mark doesn't know what a masochist is 😅

As someone who likes Beedrill as a Pokémon, I hate this.