Gender Reveal Parties

Im not gonna watch this one, thanks anyways drew

“Go handle your son. I can’t right now...” She said. “My son?” He questioned, tilting his head to the side with a smile. She glared at him. She already knew what was coming, but it was to late to stop him. “Don’t you mean arson?”

Literally everyone: Bombs are dangerous and unpredictable. Stupid parents: Haha, cake go boom

I've seen one good gender reveal party. Everyone stood on the front lawn, it must have been their whole extended family on both sides. Then someone on the other side of the house tied a pink balloon to their golden retrievers collar and let him run to the front lawn. Everyone was excited to see the balloon so they cheered, and the dog being a dog thought a whole group of people were cheering for him. So the dog was happy and ran around greeting everyone loving the attention, and everyone got to see the pink balloon. No fires, no one hurt, nothing harming nature. Just a win win situation

“Hey honey should we have a gender reveal party?” “Yeah that sounds fun! What bakery should we get the cake from?” “..bakery? Nonono.. military base.”

“Gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous then dinosaurs” Slap that on a shirt and i’ll buy it thanks

"If the smoke is pink, it's a girl If the smoke is blue, it's a boy" If the smoke is black, then we're screwed

''gender reveal parties are statistically more dangerous than dinosaurs'' is the best thing i've ever heard

Gender reveal party: "It's a boy!" 20 years later: "Mom, dad, I'm trans." Stupid parents: "What?! So you're saying your uncle died in that hot air balloon stunt for nothing?!"

"what's your baby's gender?" staring out into the fire they made "chaos."

how to make an actually good gender reveal party: 1. get a small cake 2. make the frosting blue or pink 3. cut it

When I finally get prescribed testosterone, I’m gonna throw a gender reveal party. A transgender reveal party

The woman who started gender reveal parties started them because she had had several miscarriages, all before she reached the point they could tell the sex. She had a gender reveal party more to celebrate the success of the pregnancy and making to that point for the first time. I think hers was just a cake or something. I feel so bad for her because she wasn't trying to start anything like this level of stupid theatrics...

Mom: gets pregnant The Dad: preparing a nuke

When my mom was pregnant with my brother, guess what she did! She went to the doctor, and then came home and said “it’s a boy!” And it was just as magical with less forest fires and dead grandmas

I'm gonna have a "The genitals of my baby is none of your f*ing business"-Party.

If your baby's gender reveal ends in a horrific forest fire then the baby is going to be a demon.

The “I am upset that people are stupid” lady speaks for all of us, all the time.

Bomb explodes “Congrats, it’s an orphan!”

Something poetic about a death at a gender reveal party. Net neutral