Genshin impact's guards are bad at their job

Who do you think is the worst guard in Teyvat?

Beerevity's channel is the most gigantic compilation of resinless behavior frr

I think Lumine change professions faster than finding her brother...

8:13 if you haven't visited chasm for the first time yet. The guards will stop you at the entrance

You should have also inspected Melusines as guards! They are an important part of Fontaine security as well :)

I think lumine should be a health inspector, seeing the various restaurants of teyvat and how well they follow the health standards and of course how delicious the food there. Maybe the guards are not at their top shape because the restaurants in teyvat gives them a bad stomach ache.

I guess that in Sumeru, Forest Rangers would also count as guards of sort? They're making sure people in the forest are safe

Sumeru is definitely the worst one. Making the civilians feel unsafe around their own security system, since there's no telling whether they are an actual guard or an Eremite criminal. 💀

"How does one expedition take every single horse?" Little you know, but Varka is SO based and buffed that he alone requires several horses and they wearing out very fast

4:51 Teyvat Travel Guide explains that Echo's "condition" was caused by one of Alice's potions. Probably needs medical leave until someone can contact the Hexenzirkel...

The reason mondstadt has so little knights/ guards are because Varka, the real head knight, took 80% of them on a expedition. He Cleary left the worst ones [and a few good ones] behind. lol 😂

They have their guard down smh

really shows that all these npcs have at least some difference to their characters also, the kamisato clan has shuumatsuban, i think they're fine with those few guards

I really like this "Teyvat every day life examined" series. "Do the streets make sense?" "Are the buildings up to code?" "Do guards do ther job right?"

Should review architecture next, can think of a few spots in the cities that need handrails. I’d definitely fall over the edge as an NPC

I love this type of content, Genshins biggest cc are literally just doing “what I got with 1000+ wishes” videos and there is literally no creativity involved, so I really appreciate these type of videos🥰‼️

Theres lore related to miles that makes us think of monds laws relating to child endangerment and labor

8:15 it's worth mentioning here that the first time you will go through here, you can actually trigger a world quest (or part of a world quest, i don't exactly remember) where the guard will stop you from entering

One remark about Inazuma's guards, during the point in the Archon Quest where you're supposed to be getting training from Yae Miko, if the guards in the main city spot the Traveler, they realize who you are and attempt to capture you. The screen fades to black and the Traveler respawns elsewhere. So... yeah. Good at their job.

The funny thing about Mondstadt especially is that most of the guards are canonically lazy, many of them overly rely on Jean, and one of the guys in the HQ isn't actually good because Klee regularly escapes. Also YEAH freaking Godwin having us lie to his gf on his behalf. Fun fact I'll never forget, during Weinlesefest, the letter from Varka said that everyone was accounted for.... yet that very expedition is the one Godwin was a part of. I often remember this randomly and wonder if hyv simply forgot they made Godwin part of it, leading to an oversight, or if Varka realized quickly that Godwin immediately got distracted and just left him (not like he's useful anyway!). I feel like there's also an argument in there for how they didn't leave ANY horses so trade likely is harder, and agree about Springvale. They should have guards posted along the path to Dawn Winery too, but considering Diluc's alias and his dislike of the knights, he wouldn't want them guarding his actual home. That said, it is also treated as a venue according to some dialogues.... so presumably knights would be guarding it during those times at least?