Hungry Daughters Are Sasquatch. Mike Guido - Full Special

Hey, Dry Bar, You have the best comedians ever. I just absolutely love the clean funny stuff. Thank you for sharing your content with the world. I hope to one day be ably to attend a show. Drybar, you are a blessing.

"ADHD is just ADD in your face." LOL

I need more Maria stories 💕 Edit: Loved his comment & what he said about his daughter “She does the things we all wish we could”. 💕

Mike Guido, THANK YOU. I love your point of view on government. Yes! I'm glad that you see it too. My husband disagrees with the spousal agreement that you made. I don't😂🤣 My dad is half Italian and I got the hair issue too. I'm glad that you have a heart that understands your daughter Maria. My father in law did not understand my husband's condition and beating was his his solution. Thank you for showing us that we can enjoy life when our loved once have a condition. I find you so relatable. Thank you for being a comedian. Keep up the good work.

Mike Guido: "We would get a lot more done in this country with a properly medicated Congress." Me: Finally, someone who has figured it out. lol!

I have not listened/watched this yet i just heard the shirt came off and it is freaking helarious and i had to say this dad is awesome. What do we have if we don't have a sense of humor in life?

I like reading all of the comments, while listening to the Comedians on DRYBAR.

I am 36. I JUST met my 13 yo autistic cousin - and she gravitated to me. First time EVER meeting her, and I was her BEST BUD! I can't tell you how proud I feel. There are no words for HOW PROUD I FEEL! I had a HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE! I Love her, my ENTIRE heart told me I loved her. The rest of my body followed suit. I never knew I needed her in my life, BUT I NEED HER IN MY LIFE! I won the lottery. I have her in my life. I had no f*cking clue that I was this lucky. Edit: for any sick peeps - I'm a chic, she's...........take a guess. F*ck off with any demented comments.

My older sister is high functioning autistic. She wants desperately to be what she perceives as ‘normal’ but she can’t relate to the people she tries to imitate. It’s very frustrating for her and adults are as cruel as 7th grade ‘hot’ girls. But this helped us develop a terrific friendship over the last 60 years. Autism is God telling everyone how to live!

I have a nonverbal autistic adult step son, and he loves fries and being shirtless too! He sleeps maybe 2 hours if were lucky, and watches TV and listens to music nonstop (at the same time), but he is the BEST! He makes me laugh, every day! He makes my life an obstacle course of weirdness, and keeps me on my toes! It's hard to explain it to others.. anyway, lots of love Mike, I can totally relate.

When it comes to the unconditioned flowering of a child, never put the torch out but rather give it gas.💜

My 12 year old granddaughter has autism. But she doesn't fit easily into the spectrum. Her fits are severe. Back when she was a toddler, before she was diagnosed, she would give herself concussions, black eyes, stitches, snatch herself bald....SEVERE fits. But she was also high functioning. When she wasn't in a fit, she looked and acted pretty much like a regular child. A little developmentally delayed , but pretty much normal. Her insurance plan required a physician's approval to have her tested, but the doctors refused to sign off on it. They kept telling us that tantrums were age appropriate behavior for a child her age. Then they would call children's services, because she came in for stitches, and had a week old black eye. At first children's services took her out of the home. We tried to tell them she was hurting herself, but they didn't believe us....at first. Less than a week later they dropped her back off with a fresh black eye and an apology. After that they would just drop by, ask if we had convinced a doctor to have her tested yet, then leave. It took till she was almost 3 before she FINELY threw one of her fits in front of the same doctor that had been the most condescending about tantrums being age appropriate. A week later she was diagnosed as being SOMEWHERE in the autism spectrum. The psychiatrist wasn't sure WHERE exactly, but somewhere. Once she started her meds, the difference was night and day. It was great, till her doctor retired, and the next doctor, only seeing her medicated, decided she was taking too strong of meds. He cut them back, and her self abusive behaviors resumed. This has happened every time she has had to change doctors, which has been 4 or 5 times now. Autism can be a bumpy ride, but she has been worth every minute of it.

I love people who find joy amidst the struggle

"I don't know how to shake low self esteem." 🤣

Aw man... My brother had low-functioning autism (amongst other conditions) and so much of this hits home. So many good memories. He had more literal common sense than anyone I ever met and I never laughed with someone so much. I was so blessed to have him as my big brother and my best friend. Miss him every day. Thanks for bringing back some great memories, Dry Bar and Mr Guido. :)

I'm glad someone can laugh about this it makes me happy

Thank you, Mike! 😄 When this virus is under control, you'll know if my family is there to see you...we'll be laughing more than that whole crowd. My sister and I just watched this, and we were cracking up! 😂🤣 You're a very funny guy.💖

He's such a dad and I love it :D

Bro I ain’t a dad but my sister he described her to a T

BREASON Maria sounds a lot like our daughter in a lot of ways... Thank you for showing me I can still laugh about her unique ways !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤