The Miserable World of Completing Crash Bandicoot 4 - Caddicarus

Head to keeps.com/caddy to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment. Because if anyone needs that, it's me.

OG Tawna was a damsel in distress with large breats, and alternate dimension Tawna is a badass with a large seat. It's perfectly balanced.

Toys for bob: "hey you know that guy who got all the platinum relics?" "Yea?" "Let's do something really funny"

For anyone interested the current speedrun world record for Crash 4 106% is 11 hours 😂

The “if you expect perfection from me I except perfection from you” is such a powerful quote

Even jirard the completionist didn't go for the dev times and if that doesn't say anything for how cruel they are then I don't know what does

What if you wanted to go to Heaven but God said " You missed 1 crate!"

Fun fact, the current World Record for 106% in this game, is 7 hours and 16 minutes. Of that, 29 minutes was just the different loading screens. 30 minutes of 7 hours 15 minutes, was just this game loading. Caddy probably spent closer to 5 hours of his 68 hour save file, just loading!

As a born and raised Australian, 26:05 is actually more on point than most Aussies making fun of their own accent.

This game is proof of why the idea that gameplay hours equals value is a bullsh*t concept.

It took me 109 hours to get 106%, I thought it was going to take 50 hours tops. Pain

Some of the placements of hidden crates are so baffling I'm convinced that the level designers were holding a contest to see who could best hide their crates.

My boss has a big interest in game development. While I was telling him about Crash 4, he said that it sounded like a game that needed to do a better job at giving the player smaller rewards over the course of the game rather than forcing them to go all or nothing for completion. It was then that I realized that you easily fix this whole entire game with just one simple change: Instead of requiring you to get all six gems in a stage, make it so that you simply get a new skin for every six gems you collect throughout the game.

-Gaming news sites: “Crash N Sane Trilogy is the Dark Souls of platformers!” -Most people: “You’re talking shit! It isn’t that bad at all!” -Toys For Bob: ”Yo this just gave me an idea”

i know, its only a small detail, but i liked how Cortex turns into a devil instead of a angel in the corresponding death animation

Ok, I’ve never played a single Crash game in my life, but Tawnas character evolution really goes to show how the female body stereotype went from skinny with big breats to t h i c c

Thankfully they updated the bear and shnurgle riding sections to make box breaking easier.

This man sacrificed his daughter to play Crash 4. A soul for a soul.

This game breaks people: neither The Completionist nor Caddicarus did the dev times.

The mid air hang time is often reffered to by game devs as coyote time, it is based on the road runner gag that the coyote has some time before he falls