The Horrible World of Kinect Games - Caddicarus

Thanks for your patience, everyone. I think we got all of the issues sorted with the main big boy streaming/gaming PC that my last video was about - but now, for absolutely NO reason, my new prebuilt office/editing PC has started randomly crashing. Luckily this video was 99% done when it started breaking, but still, UUUUUURGHHHHHHHHHHHCPASFDLKJGHDVISAEBDNPIPAW

Once Kinect registered my bed as second player. Bed even got some points in Just dance.

Caddy is basically a living Monty Python character who somehow made his way into our universe.

8:50 even the rabbid was confused about the fact the kick didn't work somehow

That gun stringer game is the first time I've seen an actually creative use of the kinect that added to the experience instead of basically being "just play any other video game but in the most inconvenient and buggy way possible"

"Honey, that Caddicarus fellow is playing in the dumpster again!" "With or without his shirt?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK?!"

"Honey! The neighbor's shirtless in a dumpster full of cardboard again, should I call the police?"

I will say, if there was a Disneyland game where the old/discontinued rides were preserved in digital format just to see how they were I would love that

1:00:12 "Who would've thought that genocide would be repetitive?" Goddamn, that's golden! For all the crazy shit happening, this one slays me!

0:00 Intro 1:18 Kinect History 2:52 It Doesn't Work 4:08 The Games 4:44 Xbox Dashboard 5:36 Rabbids: Alive & Kicking 9:13 Kinect Adventures! 11:02 Kinect Sports 12:56 Get Fit With Mel B 16:28 The GunStringer 18:11 Toy Story Mania! 21:14 Kinect Rush: A Disney · Pixar Adventure 23:31 spons 25:02 Harry Potter for Kinect 30:42 Kinect TV 123 Sesame Street: A 2-way TV Experience 32:50 Kinect Joy Ride 33:56 Disneyland Adventures 40:50 Fighters Uncaged 43:41 Hulk Hogan's Main Event 45:42 Rise of Nightmares 49:52 Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor 52:43 Sonic Free Riders 55:41 Kinect Star Wars 1:00:50 Galactic Dance-Off 1:02:07 Outro

"Elmo and his three dancing crucifixes" this line broke me

16:00 The fact that the game paused when Stan raised his paws makes it incredibly funny. :D

8:56 The Rabbid: When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon! Caddicarus: Why wait? kicks it

Can we just appreciate that this man buried himself in a dumpster for a bit? Top quality

"Hey Yoda, where are the congs hiding?" "Trees!"

3:29 Kinect instructions for games: "No sunlight" Caddicarus: "No" Kinect: "Screw you I'm not gonna give you proper movement."

"The perfect human doesn't exis-" 21:37 "I stand corrected"

The best part of this is when you use the Kinect in VRChat for a cheap Full Body Tracking set. The camera isn't awful, it's 100% the games' faults.

I suspect a large part of the problem is that the Kinect is designed for middle-class American living rooms that are basically a 30'x20' hall with a couch and TV in the middle and some track lighting, whereas a British living room is a gloomy shoebox stuffed with furniture that you can just about squeeze into if you're not too large. When it tells you to step forward and then tells you you're too close, it's because it expects you to be about five feet further away in the first place, but that would put you into the hall or possibly your neighbour's house.

11:20 Friend: What music do you listen to ? Me: Its complicated