BAYONETTA (Zero Punctuation)

"Nintendo wouldn't have a character like this!" Oh how the years make fools out of people.

"Bayonetta is a witch, and in accordance with the retranslation of vampires from closet lurking bogey men to mopey solar powered disco balls, witches are now strippers" LOL

the "Fortunately, being English,... " line cracked me the fuck up. Cultural humor is awesome from another side

does someone actually have a japanese love pillow with yahtzee on it

"You wouldn't see Nintendo bring out a character..." That's funny.

So you said at the start of this video that Nintendo wouldn't put out a character like Bayonetta. HA, joke's on you!

"The occasional cheap death pulled right out the game's arse. I mean... arse."

I love the phrase 'garment rendingly frustrating'. So accurate.

Yahtzee sounds completely wasted when you set the speed to 0.5.

This game just makes me want to break things. I mean that whole "stone" achievement just PISSES ME OFF. Also, I find her over-sexualized mannerisms hilarious more than sexy. I mean I am straight male, but she is so sarcastic about it that it makes me feel like she is joking about it more than anything.

3:04 I always thought the ice skates was just a joke about finesse until I played it and learned they are actual weapons you can use in the game

Ironically, at 3:05ish he has Bayonetta on skates, which are actually one of the best weapons in the game

I am a woman and really enjoyed playing Bayonetta. She's a woman who get's shit done and can take care of herself and looks like she has amazing fun doing it too. 

That Yahtzee body pillow though

I agree with Yahtzee how stories back then were simple, like Pacman: eat these and avoid ghosts.. though sometimes you can eat them if you ate- ARGHHH

So if anyone didn't notice, that bit on the Japanese Love Pillow at 4:19 used his face on the pillow with some bloke humping it. Humility, Yahtzee. Jeez.

You know, in retrospect, now that I'm a few years older, am no longer a teenager, and have much more of an ability to laugh at myself and joke about stupid things in stuff I really, REALLY like... I really love this review of one of my favorite hack and slash games. And now that I have more of an ability to laugh at things I like, it's funny that this is actually a pretty positive review for him. Oh, and having come from an extremely sexually repressive background, having a strong, badass female character who's not ashamed of flaunting her sexuality was actually super awesome for me as a repressed bisexual teenage girl.And if I ever get a Wii U, it will almost solely be for Bayonetta 2, though I wish to god it would just be ported to the Playstation.

This is one of my favourite games of the previous gen , it's insanely fun and I LOVE its enemy desings (aside from the loading screen and the sudden qte)

The love pillow was him, good one yahtzee

Funny how the 'Japanese love pillow' has Yahtzee's actual face on it.