Hermitcraft RECAP - Season 10 Week 11

Honestly would be a good horn The hermitcraft recap intro

‘Houston freeway simulator’ YES. My daily trauma mentioned by Pix! I feel validated

The Hermit Permit concept really changed the game this season. I love how they're getting creative with some overlooked items in the game to make it marketable. The hermits are amazing

Cub needs to make a Keralis "This is a Robbery" horn if he hasn't already

2:24 Ah yes, the famous Cleo voice line "im eating a curly wurly right now but its nice to see xisuma"

"Shadow over Gemsmouth" - chefs kiss

8:27 “Sure hope Xisuma remembers whose base he left the vex noises at.” Cuts to him talking to Cub and Scar. I see what you did there, you cheeky bastard.

I am so glad all the hermits have started working out how to cheese the throphy system. At some points the hermits are going to have to learn Goodharts laws (and the simular concepts of the cobra effect and others) at somepoints

Week one of thanking Lyarrah for the subtitles

"Houston Freeway Simulator" I can attest to that, that is indeed accurate.

I love that Cleo literally just invented money laundering 😂

These recaps are a lifesaver for my unhealthy procrastination

At this point we need a segment called “Was it Grian (Or scar) Proof?)

“Shadow over Gemsmouth” really got me! Your writing and delivery are always really good!!

They had to keep doing the raid because Grian kept killing everything when Gem was trying to bury one. lol

Grain really is one with the sea because he’s salty

5:24: You wanted a story Pix, so hear it comes: In the strange land of Hermitopia, court was now in session. The King of Hermitopia, Mumbo, acted as judge, jury and executioner and opened the court with his booming voice. “Hello and welcome to another Hermitcraft episode with me, Hermitcraft.” Many bizarre customs existed in Hermitopia and referring to court sessions as “episodes ” was probably one of the strangest. The defendant, Iskall, a fantastical and wonderful creature from another land, almost resembling a dog, was not impressed by Hermitopia’s unusual customs and was almost appalled by there almost neolithic attitudes. He had been tapping his fingers against the desk since entering the courtroom and staring dejectedly at the ceiling. Members of the audience found this strange but upon being asked “What ARE you doing?” he spoke, sounding bored with the Hermits, “I must go, my people need me.” The King, sounded pleased with this idea. After all, he had been planning on exiling the defendant anyway. “You actually may have a good idea here,” he announced. The defendant though, was not happy with this decision. He had ventured across lands to come to Hermitopia, as they were known to have great riches and he refused to leave without something to return to his land. "Gotta get money. Gotta get money." he muttered quickly, "Can't let anyone else get money." Mumbo was appalled by the defendant's greed and declared, "I declare from this high throne, that these will be taken away immediately!" That settled the court and the defendant was lead out of the room by a pair of guards, Xisuma and Rendog, where, they of course, had to perform a routine inspection of the defendant's person. "I know this is awkward," started Rendog, who was new to the job, "but I would like to see your butt please." Murmurs from the courtroom floated down the stairs of the people of Hernitopia, clearly pleased with King Mumbo's decision. "Spoken like a true King." was a vastly recurring line. Iskall, chuckled at the sound of pandemonium upstairs. How could any civilisation live like this? he thought and then aloud, "Okay, that is 100% madness.". Xisuma smiled at that and turned around to face Iskall, when he noticed Rendog, who was searching thtough Iskall's clothes and pocketing all of his valuables. "This is illegal!" he shouted, though when he made a move on Rendog, the other guard pulled a sword on him and declared, "Right, let's start stripping babies." Xisuma, quickly handed him his wallet and jewellery and the moment the sword was from his neck, repeated, "This is illegal!". Rendog pulled a mask over his face, shouted something unintelligible in a deep voice and leapt through the window, making away with his loot.

Thank you hermitcraft recap for almost always posting on Sunday at the time when I start baking pancakes So now it's become a tradition to watch hermitcraft recap on Sundays ❤

The references in the intro are always epic

Aw man, the part where mumbo gives keralis his gold bars, then he starts to leave and comes back wouldve been perfect for another 'this is a robbery' bit