Every Sony Animation Movie Ranked

Reminder that before Spiderverse, Surf's Up was the only Sony Animated movie to have an Oscar nomination, this movie really surfed so Spiderverse could swing.

What made me angry was that Sony turned down Popeye the movie over the garbage emoji one

I will bet my entire life savings that the Emoji Movie is at the bottom of this list. There has never been a more obvious spot in any ranking video ever. Edit: Oh, Shit.

The line "he took a bagel" gets 100% funnier after watching the 2nd movie He did indeed only take a bagel and thats it.

Thoroughly convinced that Emoji Movie was a fundraiser for Spider-verse.

53:16 Schafrillas knew, he knew the bagel was a worth point to highlight 2 years ago. Insane stuff

2:02 Surf's Up 2: Wave Mania 7:03 Open Season 3 8:41 The Smurfs & The Smurfs 2 10:54 Open Season 2 13:30 The Emoji Movie 17:06 The Star 19:17 Smurfs: The Lost Village 23:43 Open Season: Scared Silly 25:52 Open Season 27:39 Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation 28:44 Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween 29:58 Hotel Transylvania 31:10 Rascal Rebel Rabbit 32:31 Wish Dragon 35:19 Hotel Transylvania 2 36:15 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 38:06 Vivo 38:58 Goosebumps 40:26 The Angry Birds Movie 2 42:25 Surf's Up 44:45 The Pirates!: Band of Misfits 46:50 Auther Christmas 48:27 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 50:43 The Mitchells vs the Machines 52:31 Spider-Man: into the Spider-Verse

The best part about these rankings is how James starts off really angry and then progressively gets more chill as the video goes on

"Peter Rabbit is a goddamn sociopath" "This part seems to be written with James Corden in mind" Checks out, tbh.

16:43 He was so bored that he needed to make a Bo Burnham reference in order to breathe life back into himself

2:02 I wish I could fully express how magical the intro to this segment is. The iconic "Disappointment in The Game of Life!" jingle, then nothing. Just darkness. Silence. The poster for the commercial slowly fades in and zooms out. James Phyrillas, in a tranquil fury, speaks a dread-inducing sentence that perfectly prepares the viewer to experience the ensuing manifestation of unadulterated Hell. "To be perfectly honest, it feels really unfair to rank Surf's Up 2: WaveMania as a part of this list for one simple fact: it. is not. a movie." Phenomenal.

I will bet my entire life savings that the Emoji Movie is at the bottom of this list. There has never been a more obvious bottom spot in any ranking video ever. Edit: Oh… shit…

All the Hotel Transylvania movies are ao well animated on a technical level, it's been compared to "a team of automobile experts tasked with making a clown car" and I think that's pretty accurate

"I genuinely want to know why the people who made this movie thought a donkey and his annoying bird friend were more interesting protagonists than the parents of Jesus Christ" is legitimately my favorite line from any Schaffrilas video. It sounds so f*cking funny out of context and I quote it all the time for no reason at all other than the fact that I just want to say it

Open Season looks the way a hoarder's moldy refrigerator smells. That's really the only way I can explain it

The pure uncontainable fury he has for Surfs up 2 is inspiring.

The fact that there’s so many movies BELOW the emoji movie is saying something about Sony’s movie quality

Also Did you know that in the opening scene of cloudy with a chance of meatballs when flint says “but when all seemed lost I stared at defeat (da feet)”is a word play foreshadowing the end of the movie when he looks at his feet and realised that he needs to use spay on shoes to beat the FLDSMER

The "well Yes but actually no" line was actually a misheard "good guess but actually no"

I love how we all agree that Spiderman into the spiderverse is just ART