1:1 Scale 3D Printed Major Chip Hazard From Small Soldiers (1998)

If robosen had half a brain they would get the license for small soldiers major chip hazard and archer because that optimus prime and megatron gives "EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST A TOY" a whole new meaning!

Small soldiers was one of my favourite movies growing up, underrated for sure. These look awesome!

PLEASE make a painting video of this figure!

The Gorgonites were always my favorites, specifically, Troglakhan/Freakenstein

Love that movie, I still have my 12-inch figure of chip Hazzard where he has arm chopping action. Lost his guns. What blew my mind is the director wanted the Commandos to be the Commandos from Predator. Arnold Schwarzenegger and everyone else, but settled with some of the actors from the Dirty Dozen.

Genuinely want a whole set of the 2 sides of Small Soldiers cuz I love this movie

Love this movie, and that's a nice Chip Hazard! I also loved the fact that in the movie Spinal Tap voiced some of the Gorgonites and some of the cast from The Dirty Dozen voiced some of the Commando Elite! :)

Fun fact the iconic toy assembly scene where they made the toys in the movie. It was one of the first 3D resin printers to exist at the time. I irony that this figure is made in the same matter.

What a fucking g, uploading right after marriage, Chris you are too kind. This is one of my favorite movies I always wanted a chip jazard

The Nostalgia for me 🤌🏽

My favourite design. Was the guy with the cigar. This looks amazing. But I was so hoping for it to be an articulated model kit.

Wow, I’ve always looked for something like this. I kinda wish I could just buy the files to save money and print it myself, but damn that’s so cool.

Theres something perfect about this being a print when there was the opening scene of them being printed. Its a little amazing someone like Neca hasnt done a proper reproduction or toyline. Small Soldiers and TurboMan were the 2 movie toys that I always wanted as a kid.

i wish they sold the files for everyone to print, but those are the best looking models so it makes since they cost so much.

I wouldn't love Hypercharge: Unboxed if it weren't for this movie, can't wait to see Archer :hand-orange-covering-eyes:

As a kid I had Archer a Major chip figures. Archer could shoot arrows from his cross bow on his wrist and chip just had a pistol. I had 2 of the other gorgons but I can’t recall their names. Archer was most def my favorite. I wish I still had them to this day, they might be in my toy bin at my parents place but it have to dig and dig for those toys.

I love that all the Gwendy dolls were voiced by Sarah Michelle Gellar and Christina Ricci

There is full size toy version of chip and archer with moving parts, accessories and built in sound clips and they looked pretty good from what I can remember

There's a new official Small Soldiers production actually! It's a separate story being used as the setting for a triple AAA videogame greenlit last year I think. Looks pretty rad actually! I'm only a fan bc they seem to be steering clear of our beloved characters, almost like the story takes place with the same company's making different toys coming to life years later.

But....I did have a 1:1 Archer as a kid. He was big, heavy, articulated. He had a crossbow that slotted in to one wrist and an orange button near his neck. You pressed the button and a green amulet on his chest would light up and he'd speak. I still remember some of the lines. "I am Archer, emissary of the gorgonites." "Prepare for battle", "YAAARRRGGGHH". He even had a karate chop action where you pressed this square peg in his back and one of his arms would...well, chop. Made a clinking metal or punch impact sound effect when you did so. These memories are way too detailed for you to try to tell me they didn't exist. Also I'm also Australian so it's not like it was a US only thing. Never had a chip hazard though, always wanted one. Though I did have a weird yellow gorgonite tank that had a big buzz saw for a turret and that little eyeball gorgonite working a machine gun. It wasn't in the movies.