When you meet a German in Austria π©πͺπ¦πΉ
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Published 2023-06-26
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Even worse: Telling an Austrian they're basically mountain German.
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Meanwhile in USA: Austria is Australia, right?
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There is a difference: Austrian trains actually come on time.
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It's confusing because the most famous Austrian was a German and the most famous German was an Austrian.
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Austria: Mountain Germany. Netherlands: Swamp Germany. Switzerland: "special" Germany.
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German: We are not the same. That one austrian painter 86 years ago: Are you sure about that?
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I remember a quote from Bismarck that goes, βA Bavarian is the missing link between an Austrian, and a human being.β
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I dated a girl from Southern Germany a few years ago; she was from Vienna.
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The German says, "The situation is serious, but not hopeless." The Austrian says: "The situation is hopeless, but not serious."
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Being an Austrian I am happy with how the German dealt with this,
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Something similar happened to me when I was in Zagreb, Croatia and a drug addict came up to me asking for something. I said "sorry mate, I don't speak Serbian". WW3 almost happened that day.
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He is actually Austrian How do I know? Austrians made the world believe that the greatest musician was Austrian and the greatest dictator was German. Or so they say...
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In Germany we don't say: You are walking too fast, slow down a bit We say: Langsam wir sind doch nicht auf der Flucht!
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If he happened to be having asked an Austrian passer by whether he was German, he would have ended down the slope right away the first time ππ
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Austria rejects painters. Germany makes them leaders.
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Brit after sustaining life threatening injuries: "bloody hell, innit?"
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βWe are not painters.β
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Little did the Englishman know that he chose to say fighting words
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"If an art school says nein, then the Austrians shall be mine." ππ
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"You're Irish, right? Irish, British, same thing."
