Scaling The True Power of Jeffery Boomhauer

Well the premiere just ended and im surprised I watched it considering how tired I was last night, but thank you very much for watching the final member of the Rainey street 4 getting his power scaled, this series changed my life a massive amount and im glad I could show the world how much deeper this show goes than a couple fellas drinking beer in an alleyway, but anyways I'll see y'all next time and make sure to enjoy the video. (Also shoutout @pep ppillow for spending like 10$ during the premiere):_MICface:

I would wake my gf up for this if I had one

You all missed it! During his philosophical speech he says “I think therefore YOU are” He admits that he actually has immense reality warping powers and may have even created the crew and himself. He is weaker than them because as their creator he made them to be his equals and his barriers. He probably doesn’t talk because he is busy creating new situations for them to experience and then forcing himself to forget so he can enjoy it too. The problem for him is that he made himself forget so much he barely remembers his power and only has a small amount of the control over it he had, in time he could retrain himself but for now he is content

You really did miss the opportunity to call this the “Boomhauer Power Hour”

"Finish this series"? No Bobby, despite his clear fireant-empathy powers and lack of diabetes despite his weight and dietary habits? No Luanne and her surviving an explosion that fried the hair from her head without a scratch/ability to communicate with the dead? No Kahn and his superior stickfighting prowess/+4 to attack rolls against rednecks/greater trolling powers? No Peggy, who manages to keep finding work despite being both a terrible person and spanish teacher, AND survived a fall from an airplane? No Buck, whose continued ability to live defies all common sense at this point (owing mostly to his apparent immunity to long-term effects from cardiac episodes)? No Redcorn, despite his obvious mystic shaman powers and his ability to consistently cloak his actions from Dale? No Nancy, whose ability to lie and destroy others is such that she is most likely a demon-god with Dale-level power AND who can consistently hide her cheating from him even when it's right in his face? No Minh, whose shooting prowess puts the entire gun-club to shame and whose mastery of nutmeg is enough to humble even Peggy Hill (seriously, what's the name of the thing after "god-tier"?)? No Connie, whose intellect and ability to survive Kahn should be considered super-human compared to the rest of the cast? No Joseph, who easily takes to football and rodeos and excels at them, AND almost shot a panda and became king of the cool kids that one time? No Principal Moss, who somehow manages to keep surviving and remain employed, and manages to deflect all of Hank's attempts to motivate him? And what about the late Cotton Hill, who killed fiddy-men and survived losing his shins to the tojos, AND was somehow in Germany and Japan like two days apart... despite Peggy stepping in to keep others from finding out about his Ultra-God-War-Winning form? He even commands respect from Dale ! You've only scratched the series! :D (And as we all know, Gilbert is clearly a greater god of death and humiliation. Let's face it, he ended all of the D'Haute-Rive family so nobody would show up at the gathering but him, so as to unleash his full powers on Bill unimpeded.)

Honestly it's a dang ol shame he never used his Texas Ranger form. Probably could have been the most powerful character in king of the hill

These videos are supremely interesting, sad to see that bobby isn’t getting his own powerscaling video though. He has some pretty impressive feats such as eating dirt.

Boomhauer is a mortal man who gained the trust and respect of immortal powerhouses. He may not be the strongest member but he's the one most worthy or respect.

Can we take a moment to appreciate beautiful Boomhauer’s life monologue?? That shit had me tearing up 😭😭😭

He didn't "date" Luanne, he just gave her a place to stay and fed her since she obviously was in an unfortunate situation...

after seeing this series im convinced king of the hill is a show about four super humans hiding out in texas and just being completely unaware of their friends abilities

I think one thing the video is missing is that Boomhauer's power is clearly linked with his emotions, hence why he keeps them under wraps at all times to the best of his ability. When he becomes emotional he fries the gas pump censor simply by accident. Imagine the power he could unleash if he set his emotions free.

Actually, if we think about it Boomhauer is the most important of the 4. In a way he's both the Key master and Gatekeeper of Arlen and the world as a whole. Without his powers of influence and manipulation, the remaining 3 could in fact run rampant and possibly destroy reality itself. Boomhauer must be protected at all costs

The street yoga scene also details his ability to flawlessly mimic the movements of others, an ability that would instantly let him match anyone he would face in combat

And Dale wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. Oddly poetic. I loved this series. Thanks for the laughs.

A season 1 addition that was misinterpreted: The headbands. Knowing what we know about his official background, the streaks across his nose would indicate that he's seen as a warrior, same as combat paint. The tree branch also adds the notion, along with the color of the headband that he also has stealth capabilities, which cotton probably picked up on. A tree branch, along with the colorings and markings would make him blend in with the local scenery; making him the most dangerous person in the woods. Next to cotton, that is.

Boomhauer discovered the meaning of life in season 3, and you up his power 4%, this is an outrage!

sad we won't get a kahn one, i always thought it was interesting how he has the opposite power set of the rainy street gang. like how they're usually shown as being able to withstand more damage than they can dish out, meanwhile kahn at his peak was actively outperforming the entire gang combined at such a high rate that he quickly burned through his power reserves and actively deteriorated his body to the point he couldn't even move from his couch shortly after.

My theory is that Boomhauer actually succeeded in achieving inner peace. It would explain why he's so chill all the time. His now true state being pure neutrality, it could make sense that he's weaker to temperatures that vary from regular air temperature. This would also technically make him more powerful than Dale in a way, because even he was unsuccessful in achieving inner peace

We need a Bobby Power scale video now, the son of both Hank and Peggy Hill has to be one of the strongest characters.