Slay the Spire Speedrun: Ironclad any% 4:30

POV: You're chillin in the spire and some warrior comes beyblading in jacked up with steroids and holding a cursed book. You die moments later.

In the time it would take for this guy to beat the game 5 times, I'd be sitting there still trying to decide if I want to bash lagavulin or block

You can tell at the end, he just jumped out of his chair in excitement

This is incredible, in every sense of the word. You've taken a game that takes me over an hour to beat and did it in less time than it takes for me to make popcorn.

for those still wondering, there was a bug that let you cancel out of dialogs/choices, it's used 2x here: one to cancel the transform on pandora's box which ends up removing all strikes/defends, and one that cancels receiving the curse on necronomicon. Patched out, which is why this run uses the unpatched version. At that point it's just str buffing, vulnerable, and philosophers stone on 3rd map to wombo combo every time. you could easily theoretically get faster just with better RNG in shops and card rewards (if you get buffed cards you don't need to spend any time in smithing and could potentially buy a relic that is better gold spent) but the odds of even getting THIS rng (with glitches version) is pretty low to begin with to somehow improve on that... pretty low chance.

My average clear time is literally 4:30. 4 hours and 30 minutes

I watched this video on 0.5 speed because he did everything so damn fast, and i just wanted to try and understand what he is doing, jesus christ this is amazing

You completed this game in the time it takes me to get through a single encounter in act 2. Well played.

this increased my anxiety

This man always has lethal on deck.

videos rock, love to watch them

what a knowledge of the game man im stuned

Congrats man!

Ah, I see that mom told you to sleep in five minutes.

That was fantastic!

takes 5-7 minutes to beat bosses and elites this person literally smashes them in seconds

That was insane!

It finally happened. The madman...

this dude's eye-hand coordination is unmatched

This is what core a gaming described as honers