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It’s insane to me how people can go through extensive planning for a wedding and the best vow they could come up with is “I’m gonna smack your ass oooh” IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

I cannot express how much it grinds my gears whenever someone's like "wow my cat is so crazy and attacks me for no reason" when the video shows them just blatantly manhandling their pet. The girl in the pink sweater straight up smacks her cat before holding her against her will, like damn no wonder she doesn't want you to touch her. It's not a girl cat/boy cat thing, it's not complicated, just treat your pets with respect.

"What's your favorite thing to bake?" How DARE they show interest in your job and try to get to know you better! The audacity!!!

10:03 when rich people post about having puke covered clothes they're "so relatable" but when there's a sock on the floor in the background of a video recorded by a working-class person the internet mocks them for being poor and disgusting

How TF Cody got a whole woman to marry him is beyond me....

Seeing Funky with a straight wig was more jarring than my quickly decaying sanity

Where i live there was a restaurant that fired a college age employee who literally posted on social media "they fired me so fuck it, this is what it looks like" and posted photos of the kitchen that were so incredibly horrible that the health department came and shut the restaurant down the very next day, no warning. People can literally die from severe enough food poisoning and also have life-altering complications. I know someone who lost a limb because of bacteria from food poisoning. People have no idea what they might be getting into at a restaurant. Health inspections are an absolute necessity. Thank you to ALL OF THE INSPECTORS!

12:20 ah yes, the cat whose boundaries i do not respect, whom i slapped and then put in a softcore chokehold doesn't like me for some reason.... SHOCKER!!!!

Ahh yes 1:00 Beth the baker is actually my mother. Ik Ik The resemblance is unreal

Born too early to explore Space Born too late to explore Earth Born just in time to witness Funky's report

5:52 as someone named cody, we (the cody species) don’t claim this guy

I wish all those influencers would stop harassing and abusing their pets and lying about it for clout.

The girl in the pink sweater is genuinely insane. It was so obvious the kitty was just trying to play fight with her, and she randomly smacked the poor thing and picked her up when she clearly didn't want it. Poor cat. :(

If Beth didn't have an entire TikTok about being a baker, I would empathize with her clear burnout. However. If you make baking your entire TikTok personality, then of course that video comes across as unhinged.

As a person with two cats (female and male) Let me just say, my female cat is the sweetest little gremlin you will ever meet, and my male cat is the definition of a sassy drama queen!

14:31 they actually did, metaphorically, dig up Keith Herring and spit on him, by making a Keith Herring chat AI and making it say that he was ok with it.

ive always hated the "POV: you have a girl cat" trend. Its rooted in sexism, and people just cant grasp that male cats can ALSO be aggressive, and you shouldnt be trying to intimidate a cat thats already OBVIOUSLY stressed.

The cat debate made me actually a bit sad. Not only we have boy mom epidemic, but apparently furry boy moms also exists. Cut girls some slack, damn 😭

I feel bad for the cat, like she was just playing. I want a cat but can’t have one yet, yet she has one and she’s abusing her.