This Monologue Goes Out To You, Mr. President

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Published 2017-05-02
'Face the Nation's' 'John Dickerson had the willpower to ignore the President's insults during their conversation in the White House. Luckily, Stephen doesn't have that same constraint.

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All Comments (21)
  • @bunnygirl1208
    Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate "You have more people marching against you than Cancer"
  • @sixofone1307
    Love how Trump didn't even get the meaning of 'no corners in the Oval office for any pres. to hide'. He actually LITERALLY thought it meant corners in which to hide visually. What a mental case.
  • @maaria_w
    This has aged well, except for the toilet paper bit. Shoulda saved that roll, Stephen.
  • When trump said “I don’t stand by anything” it reminded me of a alexander Hamilton quote: “Those who stand for nothing fall for everything” and I’m pretty sure that sums up Donald quite well.
  • @Jasonblade9012
    "I am a detailed oriented person" this said by Trump is the best joke of 2017
  • @wazz1154
    As a lady from the UK, I love Stephen!! Because of health problems I have to take many pain meds in the morning, and whilst these meds kick in, Stephen makes me laugh so hard 🤣. A great start to my day, thanks Stephen👏👏👏
  • @joshuaogle9458
    Watching Trump hide behind his desk because he was asked if he stood by his own quote was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.
  • @shaydannyable
    I lost it at "you have more people marching against you than cancer"
  • @jvnne00
    Stephen Colbert, thank you, for turning the repulsion I feel toward the “pricktator” of USA into comedy gold.
  • @rosenbaum75
    One good thing about Trump, he's brought out the brilliance in Stephen Colbert. I mean, Stephen destroys Trump on a daily basis. Thank you, Stephen, you, Trevor Noah, and Seth Meyers keep me sane. Edit: Oh, John Oliver too! Almost forgot.
  • The best line was, 'if I walked into the Oval Office and saw you sitting there, I'd cry too.' This was one of the best monologues given by you! Please comtinue to keep us sane for the next 4 years or as you called it 1368 days!😐
  • The Trump admin is wasting taxpayer money to investigate Colbert for joking that Trump has a crush on Putin. Let that sink in.
  • @sonjiyoung2426
    Shit got real when Stephen said... “But I sir, am no John Dickerson."
  • @sonjiyoung2426
    Stephen: “Yes. And if you put your ear to it like a seashell you can hear all of them rolling in their graves." Me: 😂😂😂💀💀💀 BEST MONOLOGUE OF ALL TIME
  • Finally!! Trump never apologized for all the insults he dished out why should Colbert.
  • @reneemmen2578
    "Leader of the free World..."...I'm sorry to say, but you Americans are past that station.
  • 6 months later and this is still the most savage thing I have ever seen. Freaking, love Colbert!
  • @mcreyrey
    THIS was when I started watching Colbert religiously. Even went to Ed Sullivan Theater to watch its live taping.