Looting, Girl Scout Cookies, Fake Airpods + more - Thalia Hall - Josh Johnson - Standup Comedy

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Published 2023-11-29
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Hey Friends, wanted to share part of my sold out show at Thalia Hall a few weeks ago. Share your thoughts with me in the comments.

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All Comments (21)
  • @Jen_Wick
    I continue to be impressed by Josh's ability to push out these fresh comedic sets week after week. It never feels like he needs to sit and write jokes - he's just genuinely funny.
  • As a former girl scout from New York, I'm not surprised that that little girl was as vicious as she was.
  • Josh Johnson's uncanny ability to produce fresh materials every week---while concurrently being a writer for the Daily Show---is astounding.
  • @brittanym.1278
    I’m so happy that I was able to be there. I got to meet Josh and he is so kind!🤩 See him live anytime you can!🤗
  • @elisa0329
    "No... No... You need to be on MY side... Hear me out..." 😂
  • I was at this show! The tickets were soooo cheap for us and he did a free meet and greet and he met everyone! Literally the nicest kindest most humble and down to earth guy ever! He’s a national treasure fr. Bless his heart for all that he give his supporters. He’s the only one who really treat us like friends and people. That takes heart JJ. I love this dude!
  • dude after Josh said 'Earussy', and that one chick shouted 'EEEEWWWWWW' fucking sent me omg
  • @shellybear627
    When he said "I don't hate all kids. I have beef with like 4 kids" i absolutely fell in love with this man 🤣
  • @laurenm3148
    "No, no, you need to be on my side." "Working her corners." Classic already.
  • @peterfazio9306
    "You just want me to go up these steps raw." 😂😂😂
  • @gingerhitzke9185
    I have never heard you tell the same joke twice and I listen to you on youtube A LOT.
  • @SugarHigh7278
    Had my alarm set for this. Took a nap, woke up grumpy. 13 minutes later I'm sitting here giggling. Thanks Josh!
  • Josh is so prolific. His material just keeps coming. He can make anything funny.
  • @kairos-049
    Tbh if a girl scout called me broke I’d just be like “yeah thanks for understanding sis maybe next week”
  • @LittleSailboat
    That little girl scout was SMART. She was waiting for you to turn around and be like "Would someone who is poor have several 20s in their wallet." and she'd be like "Perfect! A box of cookies is 20 dollars!"
  • @user-yt5mk4pr7q
    Each time I watch his standup, I love him a little more. He's so natural. Almost makes ya feel like your best friend is shootin' the shit with you. ❤