How EVERY Stand from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Could Kill You | Power Systems are Deadly

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Published 2023-09-17
You ever watch something and think: god how could that thing kill you? Yeah, I took that and made it an entire video. Enjoy my two-month-long descent into madness as I make something that should've never been made.

Huge thanks to the JJBA Encylopedia: jojowiki.com/JoJo_Wiki

Chapters:
00:00:00 INTRO
00:01:15 PART 3 STANDS
00:05:09 PART 4 STANDS
00:09:29 - PART 5 STANDS
00:14:11 - PART 6 STANDS
00:18:28 - PART 7 STANDS
00:22:31 - PART 8 STANDS
25:47 - OUTRO / BLOOPERS

Music Used:
Chill-Out beat with an urban cool impression - Harryfaoki
The Fur Purrade - The Whole Other
Jotaro's Theme - Stardust Crusaders Soundtrack
Courage - Diamond is Unbreakable Soundtrack
Giorno's Theme - Golden Wind Soundtrack
Diavolo's Theme - Golden Wind Soundtrack
Jolyne's Theme - Stone Ocean Soundtrack
Spirit Riders - Telecasted
Next Steps - half.cool
Stand Activated - Diamond is Unbreakable Soundtrack


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All Comments (21)
  • @javiervejar8889
    Harvest is actually pretty strong. In Shigechi's "fight" with Kira, he was able to get one of his lil Harvest bugs on Kira's neck and threatened to rip his carotid artery. If he just did it instead of threatening, Kira could've died
  • Would've said a bit more about Justice, Echoes:Act 1 and Clash tbh, like, "Even if you don't have any wounds, Enya could just manipulate the scenery around you to make you recieve wounds and/or she could just control her already wounded and controlled zombies to do it for her", "Can make you psychotic with it's constant written sounds reverberating through your body and then it's user could just... stomp you out", and "You're not safe anytime you drink ANY liquid, and humans kinda need that stuff, man"
  • @wryytard
    13:12 Oasis can only make objects onto liquid, Bucciarati only began melting because he was already dead. But he could definitely kill you.
  • @Cats-cq5oh
    Correction for Tusk: Act 1, Johnny's nails actually infinitely regenerate until he gets act two Edit:Chapter 44 page #4 "What....? I can only shoot one nail at a time! My nail isn't growing back on my index finger... But the nail on my middle finger is starting to spin now!!" Implying that even Johnny himself realizes that he has significantly reduced nail regrowth rate when he unlocks act two
  • @thorclarke8600
    Man covered sticky fingers and didn't use the iconic kill it has
  • @CameronLePizza
    12:03 Actually, the computer thing that makes the terrifying gremlin thing is actually the stand, not the terrifying gremlin thing.
  • @dylaniscozy
    Holy cow. I did NOT expect this to blow up at all. This started as a small, dumb video I made because I had a stupid idea one day. Thank you all so much!!
  • @celsiusnebula
    Correction for Killer Queen Bites the Dust, it has to be activated on someone else. So the user can just pay someone to tell you their identity and you die.
  • @manupm9161
    5:37 Echoes act 1 is great for psychological warfare, you just have slap some "you're horrible" "no one loves you" "you should unalive yourself" into someone with crippling depression and they'll do the job for you
  • @ohcadin6590
    Fun fact... although there are three Tomb Of The Boom... they do the same thing... something that one of them did can be done by all of them... the only reason the others don't do the face reconstruction thing is because they don't have metal built into there face.
  • @codebracker
    Most of these are just "the stand user walks into a room and stabs you"
  • @jamespilgrim3774
    Pretty sure Highway star travels at 60 kilometers per hour, which explains how Josuke outran it on a moped.
  • @starsilverinfinity
    Honestly the most terrifying thing about Catch the Rainbow is that it can turn all the rain drops into immobile (as in will deflect bullets and those nail bullets immobile) spinning razors that will put nice holes in your body if you were to just walk into them
  • @i_lost_my_hat_help
    dude metalica can turn your blood in your hearth to razor blades and your instantly dead
  • see the thing is that made in heaven CAN speed up living things, its just pucci chooses not to, as it would go against his plan. so he can just age you thousands of years in a few seconds
  • @Holden.Tudiks
    On Metallica: human blood has enough iron to make 1 nail, but one well placed nail would be more than enough to kill you. Even just displacing all the iron would make someone’s blood useless
  • @Volo783
    you cant kill people with enigma by ripping the paper their trapped in it will just come out of the paper BUT you can trick someone to open the paper and theirs a gun in it and it shoots them like he did to josuke
  • Spice Girl and Kraftwerk's ones feel like GMod shenanigans. If I died that way I wouldn't even be mad
  • @JodaroKujo
    I love that star platinum didn’t even need an explanation just ORA ORA ORA Since that’s exactly what he does Same with The World