Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man except it's just the memes

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Published 2020-03-08
Tobey Maguire will forever be the best Spider-Man. He has so many quotable lines, and nobody can play the black-suit Spider-Man like he can

Contrary to popular believe, at no point in any of the three films did anyone say "Bring me pictures of Spider-Man". This was only said in the comics.

Shout out to @Tobey in the MCU:    / @tobeyinthemcu  

Spider-Man 1:
Don't ever be ashamed of who you are: 0:12
I'm something of a scientist myself: 0:20
Always a pleasure to have our board of directors visit: 0:32
Back to formula: 0:42
Blurry vision with glasses: 0:54
Catching tray: 1:06
Flash punching: 1:20
Go web: 1:27
The Human Spider: 1:48
That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you: 1:58
I missed the part where that's my problem: 2:08
Peter crying over Ben: 2:22
Did you give him a chance: 2:32
I missed him a lot today: 2:42
I respect that: 3:00
You know how much I sacrificed: 3:08
Out am I: 3:18
You know who I am: 3:26
Jameson you slime: 3:49
How strange, there's nobody here: 3:52
Mr. Osborn looking for Peter: 3:53
I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries: 4:08
We are who we choose to be, now choose: 4:16
I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face: 4:42

Spider-Man 2:
Pizza Time: 4:51
That's outrageous, done: 4:57
Ah Rosie I love this boy: 5:12
Usher gesturing to sign: 5:25
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand: 5:40
I have nothing left except Spider-Man: 5:51
Could you pay me in advance: 6:03
Jameson's laugh: 6:06
I miscalculated: 6:19
Peter eating a hotdog: 6:32
Jameson as Spider-Man: 6:40
Peter falling: 7:14
My back: 7:18
Spider-Man was a hero, I just couldn't see it: 7:25
I want Spider-Man: 7:48
Spider-Man saving train: 7:52
Hold on, he's a hero: 8:03
Harry looking at tritium: 8:18
Spider-Man screaming: 8:26
I will not die a monster: 8:30
Avenge me: 8:44

Spider-Man 3:
Harry looking at Peter: 8:56
I know that face: 9:14
Oh, it's stuck again: 9:20
Jameson's desk buzzing: 9:36
I guess one person can make a difference: 9:55
They love me: 10:17
Where do all these guys come from: 10:29
How'd that get in there: 10:43
I've become something of an icon: 11:01
See ya chump: 11:12
Give me rent: 11:20
How's the pie: 11:36
Harry winking at Peter: 11:43
Stings doesn't it: 11:58
Spider-Man scared: 12:04
Look at little Goblin jr. gonna cry: 12:15
I'm gonna put some dirt in you're eye: 12:37
You're trash Brock: 12:49
You want forgiveness, get religion: 12:55
Peter dancing: 12:59
Peter on the piano: 13:17
You came. Looks like just in the nick of time: 13:35
Spider-Man killing Venom: 13:53
I forgive you: 14:13

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All Comments (21)
  • @hoodkid3683
    These aren't just memes, they are memories.
  • @issacc2262
    I’ve only just realized this today. when peter said ‘I had to beat an old lady with a stick’ he was referring to when norman was disguised as an old lady screaming for help in the building
  • @JB00GIE22
    2:10 I love how he's not even mad he's low key proud of him
  • @Feelkkari
    I’m just saying Toby is the one who made the most realistic facial expressions when holding a train together or seeing his uncle die.
  • @blacksifter4561
    "i give 150" "300" "That's outrageous. Done" Flawless bargain
  • @woop_woop
    There's just something about Toby as spiderman exuding pure raw chaotic and memeable energy
  • @jaime2992
    The fact that there’s 14 minutes of this speaks volumes
  • @Kingrome777
    "That's cute outfit did your husband give it to you" never fails to make me laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • @JD-ju1is
    I just realised when Peter says to Eddie get religion he genuinely goes to church 😂😂
  • @stopanimation12
    8:26 This is honestly one of the most unintentionally funniest moments in a movie for me. Cannot watch this film without cracking up at this moment.
  • That character development when he says “I forgive you.” To sandman vs “looking for forgiveness? Seek religion.” To Eddie Brock is just top tier. We love a forgiving person!
  • @crimson5010
    3:11 me after deleting all my favorite apps on my phone but it still says storage full
  • @TandJgaming
    In all seriousness “you want forgiveness? Get religion.” Is a great line.
  • @leillah
    “you know i’m something of a scientist myself” i def wasn’t the only one who laughed at that in the cinema
  • @elizarycc
    6:45 probably one of the funniest moments in the entire franchise for me