World's Funniest Confessions 5

I like how hamster boy mentions being raised religious, as if a non-religious mom would be fine with her sons stealing hamsters.

"Our mom thought we were sociopaths because we were freezing hamsters alive, when really we were just stealing them, starving them to death, and then freezing the bodies. Moms are crazy, amiright? ¯\_( ツ )_/¯ " No no... I think she was definitely onto something there my dude...

My grandma intentionally fed my mom's pet cow to her after saying they had to sell it, then made sure my mom was fed the cows heart for dinner because she thought it was hysterical, and made sure to tell my mom as soon as she was done eating that she just ate her pet Peaches. So I fully believe the pet rabbit story, a couple generations ago people were fucking evil for absolutely no reason

Hamster guy accidentally wrote “thought we were sociopaths” instead of “found out we were sociopaths”

Got an Arby’s ad that immediately flashed the word “GRILLED MEATS” after our moment of silence for 14 dead hamsters

cody’s ability to work a goblin joke into every video is honestly a special skill

That wedding tape story is a perfect example of why we should always fess up when we've done something a little stupid. I'm sure the parents would've been mad at the time, obviously, but they would get over it; perhaps even renew their vows sooner, and recreate the dances they looked forward to. Instead, OP said nothing until it was already much, much too late. It's almost worse than lying right away. I know they feel awful for what they had done, but it wouldn't have been so bad if they said something right away. As the saying goes, "Making mistakes doesn't make you a failure; it's how you handle them."

"can we have a moment of silence* followed by 15 seconds of me hearing myself chewing

the fact that hamster boy still doesn't see anything wrong with or feel any guilt for starving and tormenting hamsters to death tells me he probably is a sociopath. no, not probably. he definitely is a sociopath. someone check his freezer.

That MOH def should’ve talked to the bride about what actually happened instead of lying, but the bride never forgiving her for something like that is also kinda insane to me 😭

“Jayden is a crazy name to pick out of the blue.” Cody. You named your kid Otis.

The thought of a little kid in the 70's running down the street at night yelling "BLACKIE" is too funny.

i love the "i'll be having that" callback

When I was like 8 I stole a duck from the pond by my house and hid it in my room but I left it with so much food. My mom found out within the day because ducks are loud and made me go put it back (thank goodness) but how do you not understand that they need food and water when you’re past the age of 4

8:01 “so often they would just throw whatever they could find into a pot and call it soup. My nana is not a pet person…” the foreshadowing hit me like a truck

People take weddings way too seriously. The fact that the bride refused to forgive her friend, says a lot about her character. People make mistakes. She apologized and explained herself. You can't change the past. If someone can't forgive for the sake of a 23 year friendship is sad.

the first story could be a funny prompt for a 90s romcom. the two single parents meet in real life after the text fiasco and then actually fall in love

Accidental rizz on your friends mom has got to be some of the funniest shit ever

I love how Cody gave the hamsters and the rabbit a moment of silence but grandpa got nothing

Catfishing as your own father is WILD.