Asking what their type is to a Mechanicus player

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Everybody gangster til the toaster starts a Gregorian chant

Her: "what's your type?" Me: "Do you ever have the unyielding urge to remove all of your flesh and organs with synthetic enhancements, almost purely from complete disgust of biology?" Her: "uh no?" Me: "You will"

It's not a phase, mom, it's my duty!

"And you will beg my kind to save you....but I am already saved....for the Machine is Immortal...." Will forever be the most badass Mechanicus line.

Don't worry... I won't talk religion. One Drink Later -One day, the crude biomass you call the temple, will wither. And you'll beg my kind to save you... -What the... -...but I am already saved. For the machine, is immortal.

Mechanicum: "Flesh is weak, the machine is strong and perfect!" Also the Mechanicum: "The machine needs a lot of care and prayers and all its special oils, or else it'll be sad :("

In any other universe the mechanicus would be the horrific antagonist controlling an army of mind controlled slaves (I.e: the borg), but in 40k? They’re on the side of the “good guys” and love tech.

“What’s your type?” “304 Stainless”

i just love that the emporium of man tolerates them for the soul purpose of the weapons they make

This is so incredibly well done I hope the blessing of the algorith will find this video

The motive force is strong with this one.

Mechanicus: "The flesh is weak, even in death I still serve" Rubric Marines: Laughs in dust

That sound after he says "For the machine is immortal" will always give me goosebumps

Side note? That introductory monologue is amazing.

It is not a phase… IT IS THE WILL OF THE OMNISSIAH.

Not sure why Youtube recommended me this, as I barely know about 40k, however I can say that I loved it.

“Delatarus, prepare the blessed grimoire and unguents…” *whips out an ancient IKEA user manual and some motor oil

You know this is something I always wondered about, I remember a story from the 2nd Armageddon war where a titan pilot is specifically stated as having said goodbye to his wife and family before going off to sacrifice himself to buy time, so the Mechanicus do have families, and practices like marriage. How does that work? Do cogboys ask coggirls out on dates? Is there some kind of arranged marriage? What do these people do to socially interact with each other or even just relax when they're not busy being the Imperium's creepy IT guys?

Its not a phase. Its a lifestile!