Cryptoland Is Embarrassing
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Published 2022-01-20
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I remember when I was a kid around the 2000s and my father tried to get me into computers and internet. He told me that anyone could make a business out of it. For some reason he told me I should start selling jokes (yes jokes). I said that nobody would pay money for something so stupid and worthless. I was so wrong.
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They had to go with Cryptoland because "The Virgin Islands" was taken.
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they somehow managed to make a video look like they both invested too much money for it and didn't pay anyone fairly for it at the same time
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Love how a cryptocurrency mascot is a physical coin
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Cryptoland looks like it's straight out of a failed 90s animated movie that went nowhere and was lost to time, it's amazing.
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I love how the promo implies that Cryptoland will be filled with hot women who totally wanna talk to you. Being on an island surrounded by cryptobros sounds like literal hell.
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I have to confess, I saw this video at the time and mistakenly believed it was someone deliberately posting cringe to ironically mock crypto nerds. I was horribly wrong.
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"Cryptoland: a glimpse into the future we all deserve" God thats pessimistic...
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The irony of a physical coin being the mascot for a cryptoland
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6:28 that voice line was clearly recorded from a 3rd party, implying the people who made this had no women around to do the voice lines for them
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Watching the animation makes you feel like you're watching a really long bowling cutscene after getting a strike. Actually I take that back this more fits a gutter-ball.
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if this is real id like to see electricity, sewage system's water filtration systems, and how garbage is handled on the island. that'll be fun.
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Fun fact, none of this was animated. Crypto land was filmed at the gates of Hell and it just so happens that everyone looks like a badly animated character. But looking at these videos you wouldn’t think that, you would know that.
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I'm from Fiji and crypto is literally illegal here, we aren't allowed to buy or sell crypto so this is definitely a scam lmao.
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that bear in 5:42 deserves better Imagine you’re hunting for salmon when some hunter kills you, skins your fur off, then you become a throw-rug for a fraudulent crypto island
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Watching this animation high with zero context must be terrifying
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I think it’s beautiful that crypto enthusiasts found themselves unsatisfied with a digital crypto land that they needed a physical version to feel satisfied with the idea
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Amazing work from fbi. Making all the predators assemble on a remote island themselves is such an elegant solution
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"I'm not a fan of forks chuckles y'know" is now officially my new pickup line. It's actually smoother than butter.
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My sister sent me the cryptoland video with no context and I fully believed it was a surrealist shitpost until now
