Tesla 2023 Recap

Congrats you guys are killing it!

Tesla Just Gets Better And Better! Edit: Thanks for 175 likes! It’s the most I’ve ever got ❤

The most promising and entertaining company in the world. Miles ahead of the "competition" 🚀

This was a great Tesla year.

Welldone Tesla team!!🦾🤖🦾

All the people working at Tesla, you guys are crushing it. Much respect to ALL.

i’m proud of you, tesla.

Man I’m glad to be an owner…..of the company and the vehicles. Thanks for the opportunity Elon and everyone that helps make Tesla so amazing.

As an engineer, I can appreciate the work that goes into bringing this much change into the world. Kudos to the Tesla Team and management for enabling this!

Proud to own a tiny fraction of this effort, you folks make us better! Looking forward to being a customer and helping drive your mission in the future.

Keep up the great work. We are counting on you.

Good job worldwide tesla crew! 👏

Just got a M3P, so jealous of the new refreshed look already, but I still love mine to death!

Congratulations to the Tesla team! 🎉

Excited for 2024: 1. Ground breaking for Giga Mexico 2. Announcement of Giga India 3. Model 2 reveal probably 4. Optimus Gen 3 probably 5. Some FSD milestone And some unexpected surprises

As a 2021 Model 3 w/ FSD Beta owner and a substantial investor in Tesla, I thank you VERY much for ALL your ingenuity, quality and hard work !!! Happy New Year 🎈🎆🎊 and amazing success to us all Tesla crew, owners and investors!!

I've followed Tesla everyday for over 5 years.. And I STILL CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING.. this company is unreal.. 😊

I've got chills. You're the unlikely success story. Changing the world, sticking it to the entrenched industries, and looking great while doing it.

Thank you for all the work you do for humanity. We all appreciate you even if some of us can’t admit it.

So many reasons I (platonically) love Elon... 1. Tesla pushes the world from oil based to electricity based auto and power, which reduces pollution, climate change and reliance on unstable countries like Iran and Russia for fossil fuels. 2. Tesla's automated vehicles will potentially save 1000's of lives cut short by driver error. 3. Boring tunnels like what's modeled in LV will potentially reduce traffic congestion. 4. Starlink provides high speed internet access outside major cities, and gave it to Ukraine, but not Russia, for free, and would have allowed its use in Crimea if Biden asked him to. 5. SpaceX Mars colonies provide an insurance policy for humanity if Earth is destroyed. 6. Musk pushing world leaders to enact measures regulating AI could prevent a terminator reality worse than nukes 7. Tesla Optimus robots and automated factories will free millions from drudge work that no one wants to do, promoting UBI and creating a small business renaissance of people working for wants, not needs. 8. X promotes free speech until it hurts, and pays its non-corporate creators a sweeter cut than youtube, while also providing a humorous outlet for his best ideas and thoughts. 9. XAi’s Grok provides a more humorous and relevant alternative to getting answers about life, the universe and everything than other AI search bots 10. Musk practices what he preaches by having a large family to match his warnings of world population decline. 11. Risking further back injuries to challenge Zuck to combat anywhere, any place, with any rules, to defeat him IRL after already having done so virtually on Epic Rap Battles. 12. Tesla automated factories are a model to bring manufacturing back to the US, as robots running on sun-made electricity work cheaper than any factory worker, which also improves national security. 13. Not blinking when looking into the eyes of entropy, the ultimate non-Lilith boss battle addressed in Asimov’s “The Last Question” and Discover’s “Conquering Maxwell’s Demon”, which may also be hypothetically averted by going through black holes and adapting to the physics of a new universe’s energy rich white hole big bang (StarTalk). 14. Sent Asimov’s Foundation into space on the Roadster, which provided a template to backward plan from entropy, Galaxia, Gaia, 2nd Foundation’s galactic expansion, Caves of Steel, and the US Robotics need for the 3 Laws (4 if you’re Daneel O). 15. Starship, the space robotaxi, makes LEO, HEO, moon, Mars and Solar system transport economically feasible with reusable rockets. 16. Elon’s Ad Astra and Astra Nova schools teach first principles, game theory, teamwork and relevancy not found anywhere else. 17. Tesla Solar could power the whole US with panels on just one corner of Utah or Nevada, freeing us from coal, oil, natural gas, nuclear, etc. Good for Mars too, but will need double the panels due to getting 40% of the light reaching Earth. 18. FSD Teslas operating as money printing robotaxis will move folks for approx. $1/mile, less than taxi’s $3/mile or Uber/Lift’s $2/mile, and without subjugation to driver music, smells, disease spread and awkward conversations. LLC protects assets. 19. Allows Tesla product owners, stockholders, Starlink subscribers, employees and X contributors to share in the vision of turning utopian science fiction into science reality while replacing electrolytes by drinking the salty tears of haters. 20. SpaceX landing rocket boosters when even NASA couldn’t blew my mind, resulted in my investing in Tesla and believing Elon is a true ameriCAN. SpaceX solved risk averse NASA’s problem of safely sending US astronauts to space and the Moon without using high cost shuttles or the Soyuz rockets of Putin’s expansionist Russia. 21. Powerwall batteries with solar free homeowners from unreliable, rate hiking grids and provide electricity for home and EV during disasters created by hurricanes, earthquakes, nuclear war, zombie apocalypse, etc. 22. Electricity storing Megapacks offer reliability over grids that go down when needed most, like during the 2021 winter storms in Texas, for city homes w/out Powerwalls and solar panels. 23. Tesla car cameras help solve crimes, and who’s really at fault in car accidents. 24. Sports car fast, bulletproofed Cybertrucks are perfect for post apocalyptic solar charged camping and transport, will be pressurized for Mars, can tow tons and are durable robotaxis 25. Neuralink’s health benefits by bridging the brain with the body in the paralyzed and blind could also be used for controlling AI directly, enhancing human creativity with the processing speed of computers. 26. Tesla’s future HVAC will replace home AC and gas heating, furthering the “internet of things” 27. Elon’s Paypal made my life easier making payments. 28. Answered a student’s question (Hacker’s Club AMA on Youtube) that brain preservation is possible, with the hope of surviving one’s death by preserving the connectome (unique synapse connections between neurons) and genome (to clone one’s body) for possible revival. 29. He’s into video games Iike Diablo 4 that I’ve enjoyed, and had made “Blastar”, a game I saw but didn’t play when I was a video game addicted kid decades ago. 30. FSD Tesla Semi Trucks to replace conventional trucks, and maybe even trains. 31. Leading by example by living in a simple house though he is able to afford much more 32. X Communities forces honest transparency to X posts by providing oversight which reduces confirmation bias. Confirmation bias creates perpetual disagreements by those that cherry pick facts to support unchangeable beliefs (politics, religions, etc). 33. Citizen journalism using X brings political attention to social service breaking unsustainable migration caused by having an open border. 34. Attacks “woke mind virus” and Disney’s advertising double standard 35. All Elon’s projects are using Earth as the beta test for Mars and beyond. (Pressurized cybertrucks, batteries, solar, tunnels, starship, starlink, neuralink, AI, optimus, eHVAC, Kimbal’s indoor farms, X for commo, automated factories, Ad Astra).