BASTION ... For Noobs

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Published 2019-10-12

Bastion will destroy your shields while beep boop bopping all over the competition. I understand Bastion now, and after you watch this video, so will you...

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All Comments (21)

@TheMacroShow 4 years ago

BASTION: “beep boop boop boop beep beep boop boop bop” TRANSLATION: follow Macro on Twitter @theMacroShow
@bubblegumking3870 4 years ago

Macro: Actually I don’t understand anything any robot says Pathfinder: Am I a joke to you?
@ruadhanduffy3361 4 years ago

Widow mains: I have ultimate skill Bastion mains: haha machine gun go brrrr
@gayulio 4 years ago

The real way to understand bastion, BECOME HIM, or just turn on subtitles
@jurekis9177 4 years ago

I always thought about Bastion as the most broken character. DPS with high damage, who has the most health of all DPS, insane Sentry Mode. Not Symmetra, but Bastion. That f*** microwave...
@czsparadox6985 4 years ago

He said, "I've seen what bastion sees..."
@God-jd1ns 4 years ago

How to play bastion. Step 1: roll face on keyboard Step 2: repeat Step 3: get ez wins
@froglasers 4 years ago

“Okay, it’s not that broken..” Mercy: “hold my beer you filthy peasant”
@siregrungelord 4 years ago

Me when someone rocket jumps with bastion: "STOP PLAYING SOLDIER!"
@TypicalBLKW 4 years ago

Bastion exists: Chad: im bouta end this whole mans career
@aceofhearts5276 4 years ago

Bastion gets one but Orissa Doesn’t. Orisa Lives in The Bastion Shadow
@tdudd 3 years ago

I was playing Overwatch with some friends, we were all Bastions and one was the LEGO skin. He described it as: “A foot’s worst nightmare.” We all lined up and started another Omnic crisis. 😂
@theorcapuppet4653 4 years ago

Bastion: You can’t defeat me Rienheart: I know, but he can Chad: EMERGES FROM ASGARDE!
@merk2621 4 years ago

7:12 I love how reinheart just moves out of the way so bastion can get a rock to his face
@ericksantacruz6701 4 years ago

Macro:I can't understand anything a robot says sad pathfinder noises
@miyako1034 4 years ago

9:28 He’s right in Overwatch 2 another Omnic Crisis is happening again. This only means 2 things: One: Macro is the leader of the omnics Aka: He’s an omnic or Two: He works at Blizzard and makes the storyline and he’s telling this to us as a hint to Overwatch 2.
@yabbalangris9859 3 years ago

Admit it- Bastions in Quick Play normally don’t have skill. They just use their machine gun and sit in a corner.
@thjgby 4 years ago

Yeti spaghetti. That’s secretly what you microwave is saying
@panpen7800 4 years ago

Bastion: hears gunshots hardcore Vietnam flashbacks
@jacobicorpuz5493 4 years ago

"The humans fell shortly after this" He was right... but not to the machines.