ranking the tortured poets department based on vibes and DELUSION

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well divas here we are...we're less than a WEEK away from the release of Taylor Swift's brand new, 11th studio album the tortured poets department!! with the track lengths finally in my sweaty little hands, I have entered a new era of delusion....join me today as I rank all of the tortured poets songs based on vibes alone, and pure delusion.

here's the vibe check playlist I created: open.spotify.com/playlist/21Q3qQ0rHyyK2IDb5V0aFx?s…

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All Comments (21)

@happydude5517 14 days ago

analyzing tracks purely based off their titles and track numbers is the level of delusion i strive for
@concertvids_and_mashups 14 days ago

“I’ve been a swiftie longer than you’ve had a fingernail for” 😭😂
@elidagjika8741 14 days ago

'Bothsides-ologist' 😂😂😂😂 🌟ICONIC🌟
@leflamantbleu 14 days ago

“ I haven’t changed, you just read me wrong “ and I will be stealing this, thank you
@caputcoleman 14 days ago

We are all living in delusion at this point…
@nubesvaporosas7191 14 days ago

"watch me be wrong" sent me every time 💀
@Ispspsps-kl1lt 14 days ago

A theory that I saw that I loved is that Taylor and Joe themselves are the Tortured Poets Department: two sad poets who only brought each other down.
@AMoniqueOcampo 14 days ago

The track that scares me the most is "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me"?
@user-zr3zd3qg4e 14 days ago

I am going to physically combust when this comes out and I KNOW I will burst into flames again when the swiftologist releases his famed reaction
@robincarroll1477 14 days ago

The “vibes and delusion” videos are my favorite
@dariaivaniuk9858 14 days ago

As much as I love critical conversations on here, I will be eating up the delusions and speculations and leave hungry every time, I simply can not get ENOUGH. Very much seated for this video
@colekayve 14 days ago

The world is burning and i am here to be a silly goose.
@user-iv1mw8mz3k 14 days ago

I have a feeling a holy trinity of track 5s will be created with So Long London, All Too Well, and Dear John, and I am so god damn ready for it
@ondie142 14 days ago

I’m convinced that fresh out the slammer is the bejeweled of TTPD
@kalinawidawska3973 9 days ago

The way you got the top tier songs 100% correct
@barbforever8496 14 days ago

It’s about to be thanksgiving !!! Turkeys are about to be EATEN
@sofiakessel 14 days ago

I just noticed that lots of titles have THE in from of the them like THE Alchemy, THE smallest man who ever lived, The Tortured poets, manuscript, albatross, bolter, black dog. I wanted to point that out cause I think it might be an important detail. It has the vibe of the chapters in the book.
@anastasiyat5913 10 days ago

I am rewatching this after album came out and I am SHOCKED at how precise you described what "I can do it with a broken heart" will be knowing only title and time!
@brookelouise1561 14 days ago

Footnote and Fresh out the summer are gonna slap!
@daniel_azad 14 days ago

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!! i genuinely cannot wait