The Purge (2013) KILL COUNT

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The purge is so awkward. Like you try to kill someone but fail and the day after you see them at work.

“Im gonna hunt down my boss, that sonofabitch has it coming” The boss listening to the radio: intense sweating

The fact that 2022 is seen as “a dystopian future” is crazy

Dude, the one thing I just absolutely love about this is the way Mary just absolutely shuts that lady down when she tried to get the gun in the last 2 minutes. Like God damn that was so badass!

Ya gotta love how the leader of the gang legit looks like a mask

All Crime is Legal* Me: Logs into club penguin without parents permission

“Oh my god, you’re so awful for…” Checks notes “Doing your job by selling us something that will help keep us alive. How dare you.”

“It takes place in 2022” Me in 2022: HOLY SHIT WE ALL GONNA DIE

"During the purge, all crime is legal" Me: *Puts Pepsi in a coca-cola glass*

“All crimes are legal” Me: *eats the middle of the pizza first*

I think the purge story completely ignores the fact that literally billions if not trillions of dollars in property damage gets done once a year, which would skyrocket the national debt

“2022 — a pretty sweet place where crime barely exists” Oh boy, I wish.

“ALL CRIMES ARE LEGAL” Me out pizzas the hut

"During The Purge, all crime is legal" me: JAYWALKING INTENSIFIES

Too be fair, Belko Experiment did put itself in an advantage by having a battle royal of 80 office employees where only 1 can survive or be killed by those in charge of the expxeriment.

A few issues I have with the concept of The Purge (actually I have a lot but these are my top three). 1. Do they really think after the Purge people are just going to put down their weapons and stop? Like oops, its over, even though I'm in the middle of strangling someone I guess I'll go home. 2. What is the medical response like after something like this. Hospitals would be flooded, and who's to say nurses and doctors wouldn't have been killed. Imagine all the people bleeding out waiting for medical care. 3. Cities would straight up just be burned down/destroyed. Fires, pipe bombs, whatever. You have all year to plan. I know... suspend my belief in reality. But those are things that bug me and I can't get past to enjoy it. Maybe they address these issues in the later movies and I should give them a shot? Just a rant.

During the purge, all crime is legal. Me: turns off For Kids on Netflix

“2022 sounds like a sweet place” well that aged like milk

4:09 this line sure aged well 😉