elden ring

I feel like people keep forgetting how straight up stubborn Mark can be. We're talking about the man who saw every impossible FNAF mode and wasted DAYS on beating each one.

"Interesting strategy, sir... being a BITCH" will be my war cry for many years to come.

For those of you who haven’t listened to distractible (in which case what are you doing), Mark said he actually beat the game off camera and enjoyed it

Damn, Mark takes “Fuck you and the horse you came in on” to a whole new level.

When Mark actually started to do better, I could just hear, "What's he doing?" "He's starting to believe"

"Is he moving slower? It feels like he was a lot faster in the beginning." The power of learning.

I'm surprised how many time Mark said "oooo Berries" after picking up the same berries again and again 😆

In all honesty, this video represents the true spirit of Miyazaki's games. Ignoring your failures (or just laughing them off in a British accent), practicing a boss until you learn their moves, getting better and better over time, and ultimately winning. People will say this game is too hard, but here's Mark beating an early game troll boss (because you don't have your horse yet and this fight is trivial on horseback) with an unleveled character using unupgraded starting gear. And his reward (besides the satisfaction) is a weapon he doesn't have the stats to use 😂

Mark be like: "Dormammu, I've Come To Bargain"

Tree Sentinel: "your arms off!" Mark: "what?! No it isn't!" Tree Sentinel: "well what's that then?" Mark: "tis but a second try"

I love how this is marks only video of this and its just him fighting the Treen sentinel for an hour... I wish there was more of marks playthrough

"He keeps doing those two hits.... ...and sometimes 5." Yup. Souls Boss.

Imagine fighting a knight IRL that spouts Marks lines. Now imagine an entire army of them one after the other each more smug than the last and undeterred by the heaps of their own dead. Terrifying.

The boiled down process of every soulsbourne boss in a single stream “Omg he’s so fast and tough” few tries later “actually he’s slow and readable why was I panicking”

What's your favorite episode, Billy? Billy: I like the one where he says, "Oh yeah, I have a shield!" over and over for a looooong tiiiiiiime

The fact that Mark still gets trolled by chat telling him there's issues with his audio is kind of hilarious

Mark: "I have a shield." Also Mark:" I am the shield."

I'm terrified of Marks stubbornness: he would absolutely refuse to die if someone shot him square in the chest lmao. And probably claim that he could take it because he wanted to test the limits of his body anyway.

Markiplier failing at Elden Ring: "It's okay, I'm learning. Let's try again!" Markiplier failing at Getting Over It: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬💣💥

mark's first attempt was better then most the fact he actually dodged alot of the hard to say hit time and still get over it was impressive