The Weirdest Divorce Ever w/ Kurtis Conner

“Are you the woman I married, or just some big farting machine?” is poetry

Are we supposed to accept that the only alternative to a guy being completely intolerant of farting is for him to be like "I LOVE your farts! They smell like roses to me!!!" I am begging for fart neutrality.

Imagine someone without context seeing two people say to a homeless man “we have something for you,” walking over to him, and absolutely ripping ass directly on him

In the 5 years they've been married she's never had a stomach flu or food poisoning? Like humans are gross, you just gotta pick your favorite gross person.

My two favourite Canadians talking about important political issues

kurtis gets so giggly and awkward when he does a collab and it kinda just gives the vibe that he is being held hostage but like in a fun way

This entire video feels like Kurtises and Codys first date.. Theyre so cheeky and making nervous stupid jokes, adorable..

Y'all laughing but I dated a dude like this. At the beginning of our relationship he even said, "I don't want to know you poop or fart and we'll be good." He was not joking. I spent the entire relationship in fear of crapping in the same house or one slipping out. I used to go down to the lobby bathroom in our apartment. My bad, I guess, for sticking with him beyond that ridiculous ultimatum.

On behalf of women everywhere, thank you to this man for addressing feminism’s most pressing issue

It would’ve been hilarious if his wife ended up with Larry after the divorce

I'm literally screaming. why did no one notice that his sign when he's homeless says "will code HTML for money" 💀

they really missed the opportunity to call the woman’s fiancee her “fartner”

This feels like a script written by like a three year-old. Like it's what a three year-old would imagine caused their parents' divorce.

I love how giggly Kurtis gets whenever he does a collab

my stepdad thought it was gross when women farted and even demanded our pads/tampons be put in a plastic baggie as well as the wrapper so that he "wouldn't smell anything." (there was no smell.) men ARE like this. It's given me severe cramps and an unhealthy fear of bathrooms, even in my own home. Thankfully, he died in december. I didn't go to the funeral. Not just for these reasons, of course, but toilet trauma sucks.

I love how awkward Kurtis gets around other people, his awkward fake laugh makes me laugh every time.

The funniest part to me is that he is mad she did it “in front of him” but she tried to excuse herself and he walked in on it lol.

I feel like Kurtis is more comfortable in this 2nd Collab he's so funny when he's comfortable

okay this entire thing reminded me of the time i visited my long distance girlfriend for the first time. im planning on spending like 3 days with her. on the 3rd day me, my mom, her and her parents all go to an italian restaurant. we get back to her house to what was supposed to be a super sad moment of me having to fly back to my state. we're outside. i have to bend over, hands on the ground im SUFFERING. my girlfriend comes over to ask me whats wrong and i HAVE to tell her that im either going to throw up or shit my pants. my lovely girlfriend helps carry me to the bathroom and i let the dam break in the safety of the bathroom. everyone was basically right outside though. one of my girlfriends parents is deaf, so her mom couldnt hear me rip ass. but i know everyone else could. after i was released from the hell that was that tiny half bathroom my girlfriend she patted me on the back and asked if i was okay. true love is ripping ass in the vicinity of your beloved.

I absolutely lost it at “he abandoned her that evening”, I refuse to believe this isn’t a parody or skit