Everything Wrong With The Ring In 14 Minutes Or Less

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Published 2015-10-13
It's October, so you know we're going to hit some horror films. First up this year: The Ring, a generally well-received flick about a ghost that makes a home movie... or something.

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Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins do YOU want to see recounted?

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All Comments (21)
  • @JYJnKumi
    Cindy...the TV's leaking.... Cindy! This bitch is messin' up my floor!
  • @eternity7820
    Boss: You're fired. "No I'm not." Gonna use that line one day at my work
  • @bennick5842
    Guys if you rewatch the tape every 6 days will you be immortal
  • @itscs1175
    fun fact: Samara's actor is Lilo from Lilo & stitch & the girl from spirited away
  • @BlackStar1587
    Cinemasins: "Girls are hanging out together in a bedroom and I see no evidence of a pillow fight" Ding Also Cinemasins: "Girls are hanging out in a bedroom together and having a pillow fight cliche," Ding
  • @weskside8349
    The Ring in modern times: Teenager: "When you watch the tape you'll die a few days later..." Me: "Good thing nobody owns VCR's these days." ROLL CREDITS.
  • @nominal2517
    It seems CinemaSins has the power to make any horror movie not scary with an ongoing list of things that movie did wrong.
  • @VoidlingGirl
    I still posit that the answer to this problem is turning the TV off halfway through her crawling through it, or a large hammer. She's a single zombie ghost child. Find a large hammer at home depot, and ask a priest to wave a book at it while saying words.
  • @audreymperez
    "When the horse died, it saw the ring" WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME😂😂
  • @HattieDame
    "Mwahahaha?" had me laughing so hard I had orange juice come out of my nose.
  • @slaywee
    that fucking laugh Mwahahahahah!
  • Plot twist; when she was found in the closet, Katie was actually just napping without makeup.
  • I actually watched the original Japanese version, and my mom said that the blurred photos of the people’s faces is actually a cultural thing. If someone’s face is blurry in a photo, it means they are dead. So it’s basically a bad omen.
  • @Minleyx1
    At 12:45, There is a point in the movie where they DO show the face of the dead guy sitting on the spinning chair. It's when they watch a video of the killer girl being interviewed. In the video, the guy says something like "You don't like to hurt anyone do you?" and then the girl says "But I do." Right when she says that, you'll see quick clips. The first one being the dead girl in the closet and the next one being the guy on the chair with his face in full view. Most people who watched the movie never caught it because his face didn't look as bad as the dead girl in the closet. My opinion :D
  • @uglycheater
    so, a horror movie director has "Gore" as his first Name? i feel like his Parents had pretty solid plans with him
  • You forgot what I always do: When Samara is standing at the well, before her mother shoves the bag over her head, I always say "Tell me about the rabbits, George.".
  • @iluvlafferty
    The scene at 4:29 - I always saw Rachel deleting the message on her answering machine as her way of trying to save Noah from being affected by Samara's curse. Maybe she thinks that if you don't play it, then the curse can't fully affect you.
  • @benmcginley135
    "Rachel graduated top of her class from the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things." GOLD