Craziest Client Stories #7 | Tattoo Artists Answer

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Published 2019-09-27

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@JonathanR.Gutierrez 4 years ago

". . . get a pretty wife, cheat on her and buy a car I couldn't afford, you know that cycle" 9:00
@shayla5781 4 years ago

those stories involving children are disgusting. The dad getting his young daughter sexualized as an attractive woman and then the mom trying to get a 12 yr olds nipples pierced like the gal and stupidity is unreal and its so gross to think they would even mention that at a tattoo place
@KRO-222 4 years ago

“I almost had a guy die on Monday but apart from that...” EXCUSE ME SIR I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS PLEASE
@jennymattback3780 4 years ago

Joe Smith looks like a devilish sort of guy but sounds and acts like THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART I mean how could you not love that guy
@Teddyhammy 3 years ago

Honestly the one about the guy wanting a sexy pin up of his like 3 year old daughter is so unsettling. I genuinely hope the kid is no longer around that man
@theatermx 4 years ago

..ᵃʰ..ᵘʰᵐᵐ...ⁱᵐ ᵗᵃᵗᵗᵒᵒⁱⁿᵍ ʲᵉˢᵘˢ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ⁿᵒʷ....
@betika97 4 years ago

Dang, that grandma is such a legend 😂
@loreleir 4 years ago

"Uh, I-- I'm tattooing Jesus right now" had me howling.
@maggieholt6778 4 years ago

The grandma in the FBI story absolutely killed me.
@joyce2624 2 years ago

'get a pretty wife, cheat on her, buy a car I couldn't afford...' you, my sir, made me laugh so hard I spit out my drink.
@dylanmckinley3281 3 years ago

Granny passing out and waking up to finish the tattoo is some gangster shit lol
@EggGorlComics 4 years ago

I tattooed a guy many times who always got portraits of himself... flexing. I did a massive portrait on his chest of HIMSELF flexing. One day, he went to pay for a $250 Tattoo with a bucket of quarters. Yes. Everyone in the shop was stacking and counting quarters for the remainder of the shift. He explained he was saving quarters for making an epic fountain out of them. Scrapped that idea and got a tattoo instead😂
@JonathanR.Gutierrez 4 years ago

"almost saw the guy die on Monday but umm apart from that" haha 0:03
@turntechgodhead8833 4 years ago

l o w d i c k o n t h e s t i c k
@haleyneeter4982 4 years ago

Anyone else think that the guy with the complete skull face should have a cooler name than Joe Smith 😝
@earthavi 4 years ago

omg nikki’s story sounds like a wattpad fanfic lol that’s dope af
@jayjohnson2079 4 years ago

Shine: "mind you, i wasnt good at this point" lmaoo i stan we love self awareness 😂
@user-vu5dp2wm4e 4 years ago

there was a guy actually asked me if he needed to come in person to get a tattoo So, i told him,'of course not, you can always send me the part of your body you want to get a tattoo on' That's the end of the story Thank God
@Maksmousery 4 years ago

I'd probably be somewhere on the list of crazy clients for bringing my snake to a local tattoo shop. I was asking if they did pet portraits, they asked for a pic, and well...they got to hang with my chill girl while we talked on pricing.
@ReeRee_is_watching_you 3 years ago

"I was coked up and effed up... And I was 16...but you know in Columbia that was normal" 😂😂