Alex Jones: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

My favorite Alex Jones quote: "I don't smoke weed, it makes me paranoid."

"the stuff is only found in comets.... and a trace amount in blueberries" That is the single greatest line i have ever heard.

Watching this again because of his trial, and this is absolute gold.

I wish John Oliver would do a new update episode on Alex Jones. This is one of my favorite episodes.

To be fair, "WAKE UP AMERICA" coffee is pretty fucking genius.

John saying “don’t call me boy” is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to him getting in a fight lol

I totally lost it when the good “doctor” kept rubbing that cardboard taint and smiling. Jack McBrayer is a goddamn scream.

I just have this vision of John and the writers around a conference table, staring down glasses of chilled chocolate chicken carcass slop, each silently daring each other to go first. Someone raises their glass and counts down from three. Nobody moves, not even the counter. Then, without warning, an intern bursts into the room, snatches a glass of Hexxus' ambrosia, and—a "YOLO" as their battle cry—downs it. There is silence. The intern begins to glow, and their consciousness expands, sharing the burden of their experience mind-to-mind. The intern vanishes; whether they have ascended to a higher plane or vanished into a vengeful avian hell, only the dead know. John pales; he may just have to find out on the air...

Alex Jones sounds like a GTA radio station mocking the far right

Graphics department: "What do we need to help the point?" John Oliver: "Words Fucking"

This video aged like fine wine with the news today!

Who else is here after Alex Jones's lawyers accidentally handed over all his data to lawyers for the Sandy Hook parents to revel in just how awful of a guy is getting what was coming to him?

It's nice to watch a John Oliver episode with laughing in the background again

Bank: "So, why did you say you wanted to loan out 1 million dollars?" Me: "WIPES FOR MY PERINEAL AREA, GODDAMIT!"

This is so much sweeter today, after Alex’s lawyer “accidentally” dropped the bomb on him.

" Turn the freaking frogs gay" is a pillar, an institution of meme history.

11:19 "I do research all the time." is the scientific equivalent of "You don't know her, she goes to a different school."

So he’s a televangelist, but he talks about conspiracies instead of religion.

I still love how he says "this substance isn't like the super high tech stuff made in laboratories" that then proceeds to explain exactly how a laboratory Genetically Modified Organism is used to make a substances.

Alex Jones is like a cross between Dr Eggman and Yosemite Sam in real life