Coach Murphy

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Published 2023-05-04
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All Comments (21)
  • @ericbonanno5214
    "I'm too busy watching my daughter slowly die. She's in full health so it's taking a long time." That was some foreshadowing. 😂😂😂😂😂
  • @khanimator5674
    this channel will forever give the extreme balance between trauma and wholesomeness. gotta love it
  • @gmg9010
    As a janitor I should start a story like this.
  • @martinbecker2164
    when I saw the first janitor as a kid, I honestly thought it was going just to be a series of never ending "let me tell you about coach Murphy"
  • @sillyenglishman
    Truly inspirational. Whenever I’m a coach I’m just going to miss my games and write the greatest excuses possible to help the team win
  • @Halloweenish
    “I’ve been watching my daughter die. She’s in full health so it’s taking a long time.” Whoever wrote that needs a raise.
  • @KingXeonMyroku
    “Dear boys, sorry I missed the big game *insert some unrealistic excuse here*” This made me laugh. They really made Coach Murphy sound like a dead beat dad that made an excuse to even show up for a big event. Where in the end, he was a literal piece of sh!t.
  • @Otterino
    "Just because you're a janitor doesn't mean you can lie to little kids!" It doesn't? Uh oh.
  • @martinbeckdorf4565
    What a great and inspiring story. You can always make some kid clean that corner, even if it takes 40 years of manipulation.
  • @aphkyky423
    being able to write with two arms broke, very cyanide
  • @ttrouble_was_taken
    I can't believe how wholesome this was! Coach Murphy's story was inspiring. It brought a tear to my cheek.
  • @kuriboi952
    "I've been slowly watching my daughter die. She's in full health so it's taking quiet a lot of time."
  • @ha-kh7ef
    Somehow it'll connect to the killer clowns. Man when are they going to do "Half Off" guy
  • @Jean20B
    Moral of the story: don't get sued by Microsoft
  • @Kskillz2
    Janitor telling a random kid about his origin story? Must be a Thursday!
  • @Indictioned
    The line “Sorry, I missed the big game” is stuck in my head. And exactly how Coach Murphy said it.
  • @serjohnnyt
    This would make a good Cyanide and Happiness card game. I would call it "Coach Murphy's letter".
  • @PeterDivine
    Holy shit, this is the best skit you've ever done I'm fighting not to cry from laughter at the office right now