Best Comebacks | House M.D.

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Published 2017-08-25
Some of the best comebacks, replies and insults dealt by Dr. Gregory House!

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All Comments (21)
  • "Are you being intentionally dense?" "Huh?" Had me rolling🤣
  • @ramerboi
    They forgot to add: Cuddy: "The two of you have a combined IQ of 300" House: "So do five morons"
  • @marcelo2169
    I love the dwarf episode: "Are you high?" "Higher than you" I died
  • @lukeritchie8080
    When Taub and chase are talking about fighting and Taub says “I took on 3 guys in college once,” House, walking in, says “ I hope they bought you dinner first”
  • @Exploit1086
    "If her DNA was off by one percent she'd be a dolphin" lmfao
  • “We got rectal bleeding” house: “what, all of you?” Me: in tears 😭
  • Imagine if Hugh Laurie didn't apply for this part, and imagine if the producers didn't choose him. People say perfection doesn't exist, but the casting of house literally is lol
  • @keithdean9149
    House introducing himself at the clinic "I am a BORED...certified....." Love that line
  • @kian723
    7:05 “aRe YoU bEinG iNteNtiOnALLy dEnSe?!” “hUH”
  • @itkojecockot
    Foreman: "we plug one hole and end up poking another" House: "are we talking about the patient or how to get a raise from Cuddy ?"
  • The fact that every scene Wilson talks to House while walking, he's always slowing his pace like he's following him rather than the other way around which I find really considerate of him
  • Cuddly: I was being sarcastic! House: Won’t look that way in the court transcript. LOL
  • @dada78641
    7:07 "I'm dr. House. I don't think we've met." "Dr. Jamie Conway. I've...heard your name." "Most people have. It's also a noun."
  • 1:23- Cuddy- She's called you fifteen times! Your mother's not that interested in you! House- Well. Maybe I'd be better adjusted if she was.
  • @gutz1981
    "You stash your drugs in a Lupus text book." "It's never Lupus." LOL
  • @XaviRonaldo0
    "if her DNA were out by 1% she'd be a dolphin" I laughed way too hard for way too long at that
  • @seoulseokjin
    “No, I’ll keep going even if I kill him” 🤣🤣🤣