Paladin Host Club | comic by baalbuddy

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Published 2021-08-11
#Solus_Astorias #MinistryofForeignAffairsandPropaganda

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There's something about calling someone a harlot that feels... satisfying. We should bring back that word.

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All Comments (21)
  • @iberis361
    "Can I get some lay on hands action under the armor?" "Goodluck getting through my reinforced chastity belt."
  • @DT-yw4ob
    We can't even kinkshame the mage because that's part of her extreme humiliation kink She's too powerful!
  • @ErwinSmith001
    Real Paladins doesn't drink beer, they drink holy water
  • @mellosus1632
    I like how every paladin has the "Extra Virgin" shield always activated, lol.
  • @Sound_Reaver
    Paladin: "We don't sell food here, the only product this bar provides is guidance towards the TRUE path!" Every other Paladin: "UMBASA!"
  • @gasdude6159
    I would work at the bar just because of the promise of enlightenment
  • @Scientist118
    As a self-proclaimed Swadian Knight - she still has to get through the coat of plates, chainmail, and padded leather once the plate armor is removed.
  • The another paladin in the corner: We do not kinkshame in here, for in the eyes of the lord we are all the same (flashbacks to the bodypillow, and monstergirl slave paladins)
  • Paladin: If you wish for a drink you may have some wine, we also have many kinds bread. We are very friendly with the local baker. And our special is actually a half of a whole roasted chicken. With a side of green beans, mash potato and gravy. And some freshly made corn bread. With some some butter, that my squire has just churned.
  • @IshijimaKairo
    "I don't understand what's fun about this" Paladins, they know your sins.
  • @TerribleWarden
    There are Paladins that hurt themselves so that they can "Remove sin from the mind and body". I imagine that this Wizard would love to see their faith.
  • @tylercoon1791
    “Can I get a salad with extra virgin olive oil?” “THAT IS THE ONLY TYPE OF OLIVE OIL WE HAVE! ASWELL AS THE ONLY TYPE OF WAITER!”
  • @ForestX77
    Paladin: HARLOT! Elf mage: Jokes on you, I'm into that shit!
  • Wow imagine eating there and all u can hear is crusadeness and metal armour clacking Later someones go up the bar stage and says "Praise the sun"
  • @santiagoo275
    i would unironically visit the paladin bar daily just to see that kind of interaction...and to become a paladin myself
  • @plucas1
    Darkness would literally burst through the wall like Kool-Aid Man if this existed in Konosuba.