all the times jaime lannister was personally attacked

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Published 2019-03-31

i made this back in september and my laptop has no memory left so im uploading my super secret stash of jaime getting owned to clear my laptop out for my uni projects, d&d dont hurt my bb for whom i have complicated affections for and let him be happy with brienne pls

All Comments (21)

@despoina7547 5 years ago

The sequel: every time someone tells sansa their life story without her asking
@stares_mthrfckrly 2 years ago

Jaime: You’ll never marry her. Loras: … and neither will you. Y O U D I E D
@abduljah9355 3 years ago

I love how Jaime always tries to start arguments and never knows what to do when people fire back.
@FallOutJosie 4 years ago

"...because you'll never marry her." "and neither will you." wasted
@bridgetbrennan6615 3 years ago

“There are always lessons in failures.” “Yes. You must be very wise by now.” Absolutely obliterated
@Ninjapenguinmassacre 3 years ago

Forgot “3 victories doesn’t make you a conqueror” “it’s better than 3 defeats”
@tylerm6453 3 years ago

“I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world” Switches to Cersei’s distorted face
@Kevin-yt8oz 3 years ago

"If the boy does wake, Id be very interested in what he has to say." Tyrion was the first to know and knew years before anyone else.
@thatonegirlwithamustache2758 3 years ago

I find the fact that even Loras got to roast him hilarious
@elfodelputoinfierno 3 years ago

Loras roasted Jamie so hard that the Lannisters only got even when Cersei blew up the Sept
@theBCEproductions 3 years ago

Euron in the books: mysterious sorcerer, tons of interesting backstory, possible connection to the three eyed raven, possible bringer of a Lovecraftian eldritch apocalypse Euron in the show: "hee hoo I fucked the queen"
@allenkleinermann9359 2 years ago

Love how there's already thug life glasses on Olenna even before she speaks
@lauraeggs 5 years ago

the Cercei faces are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs after this sad season.
@paulinutec 5 years ago

"cersei should have swallowed u" LMAOOOOO I'm wheezing
@engain8119 5 years ago

jaime (s1-s8): keep it together, remember what the anger management lady said, deep breaths
@amandastevens1117 4 years ago

I was honestly so proud of Jaime's arc. Then s8e5 came around and I was like "fuck, never mind"
@juansandoval3430 2 years ago

I forgot that it was Jaime who attempted to kill that kid and crippled him for life, just to ensure he could keep f’n his sister. We knew the type of person he was, and he still half managed to redeem himself.
@georgewashingmachine3957 5 years ago

Honestly he's that one character in every fantasy series that wear iron armors and be a brute and all that, but inside he's just this cute little puppy that keep getting shitted on by other people
@MaskedMass 3 years ago

"Hello, my name is Asshat." distant screeches of laughter
@babiebitch1756 3 years ago

I love how show Ned is just a fucking beast. Destroying poor Jaime's self esteem on the daily