EFAP Mini: Reacting to Crisis on Infinite Earths Part 1/5

There is a multiverse. With several versions of the same heroes. And instead of collecting 6 Superman, they go with this lineup. Great choice.

"Oh God, it looks so bad!" -Pick a timestamp, any timestamp

Sheev: I am all the Sith! Batwoman: And I am all the gay!

First off, those ghosts look exactly like dementors from Harry Potter. Secondly, their fight scene is more wonky than TLJ's throne room scene 😂

FOR CONTEXT: The other Arrowverse shows have been crossing over with one another for years at this point. A good chunk of them are composed of characters who spun off from 'Arrow' into their own shows. But Batwoman? She hasn't done any of that. She's had one, hermetically-sealed season, and now there's a multiverse level threat to all reality that the writers are desperate to convince us she's integral to stopping. This is the same 'Batwoman' who has, on multiple occasions, struggled to win a fistfight with a skinny girl with no powers, equipment, or training outside of being 'kooky' and having a knife sometimes. And, without giving any spoilers? IT ONLY GETS WORSE/FUNNIER FROM HERE

Slams Desk WHATDJA BRING ME???

It's good to see middle school theatre is being funded again.

Me, 'I feel like something is missing in my life.' -EFAP Mini-, ‘A Mini, I guess that will do...' -1/5- ,‘Yes, this will do quite nicely.’

SLAMS MULTIVERSE WHAT'D YOU BRING ME?!

"You dig on multiverses?" - ancient chinese proverb

I can't help but laugh at the entire concept of Batwoman being included in this crossover. This is a coalition of demigods, superhumans, and veteran badasses, all working together to keep the multiverse from being destroyed, and then here comes Batman's deadbeat cousin laden with equipment she stole from him. Oh, right: stole from him, and then added garish colors to because it upset her that she was being mistaken for Batman.

So, they Rian Johnson'd Bruce just to prop up Kate " I'm too incompetent to catch a murderer " Kane ?

"There's literally billions of people to get off the planet" I'm dead

This is literally Power Ranger levels of special effects.

Green Arrow is bleeding to death and Superman's priority is to check on his sleeping baby while Supergirl and Flash just sit and watch, instead of using their super speed to find some medical supplies to help save Arrow. Truly an amazing team up.

The Monitor: "He fought to his last breath..." Arrow: "I'm not dead...." The Monitor: "Many souls were saved due to his noble sacrifice..." Arrow: "I think I'll go for walk..." The Monitor: "I didn't foresee his death..." Arrow: "I feel happy, I feel happy...." The Monitor: clubs Arrow

"Wheres Alice?" Goons start shooting... and THEN she dodges... again... they fired... and then she dodged... while only a couple of metres infront of them... guess the goons didnt purchase EAs "faster bullets"

How can ANYONE not be invested in the complex and compelling lore of the CWverse?

"One billion souls survived due to his noble sacrifice." ...What? Let's say that Green Arrow had a thousand arrows. How the heck is that going to do anything to stop, or even slow, a world-ending catastrophe? I mean, give Green Arrow a quiver and send him down to Florida to fight off the next hurricane, I guess. Should be a breeze, pun intended.

MauLer: "Oh my God, Dementors!" You killed me with that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂