We Ranked Our Top Inedible Objects We Would Eat Ft. Kwesi James • Top 5 Beatdown

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Kwesi’s list is fine dining, Ryans list is fast food/ casual dining like In-N-Out, and Shanes list is an old school diner that serves bacon, pancakes, milkshakes, and day old microwaved coffee (in the best way possible)

I am 5 minutes into the episode, but already the vibes are: Shane: speaks Kwesi: I like your funny words, magic man.

Ryan's list: the people's list Shane's list: the weird list Kwesi's list: Kwesi's list

Kwesi really brought the correct energy to this show

23:30 "I know a guy" Kwesi about to introduce Watcher to Johnnycakes

sea glass not being on this list is criminal. the colour, the texture, the inevitable crunch? delicious.

5. orbeez (i know they taste like boba you wont trick me) 4. polly pocket clothes (the forbidden snack of my childhood) 3. DND dice (shaped like gushers) 2. a muppet (im not proud of this one but preferably beaker though id settle for gonzo) 1. a freshly blown glass sculpture where some of its hardened but you could still find hot bits and bite into it like a grilled cheese

every dnd player knows dice are the real forbidden snack

"what the fuck is this show" after listing a literal bicycle as an appetizer. incredible comedy lol.

Kwesi: what is this show??? Also Kwesi: I think I can have a little human on the side of my car as a treat

Kwesi is the one guest to really match or even exceed Shane's crazy ideas and energy 😂 like even Shane was weirded out by the Porsche

"You wouldn't eat a human" "Says who?" Kwesi's a real one

hear me out. nail polish in a little glass bottle. i have so many little bottles of nail polish and hearing them clack together is one of the most satisfying sounds in the world. i want to put those bottles in a bowl and sift them around with a spoon. and there's so many colours to choose from, but in my opinion a dark blue nail polish in a dark glass bottle looks the most delicious. it looks like a forbidden elixir given to me by a mysterious cloaked figure in a fairy tale. in my mind it'll be more clear and crisp than the waters in the arctic ocean.

I feel like Shane’s list deserves a shoutout for being legible in the wide shots

5. Foam house insulation 4. Cement flooring with a rubber sealant (it sometimes smells like cookie dough to me?) 3. Shaving cream 2. Pencil grips (the clear & sparkly ones) 1. Red hot melted glass

My #1 thing would definitely be lava.... The color, the consistency... OMG. I wish I could.

I love that Shane matches anyone's level and always jumps on board with their vibe... In like the most sincere genuine way possible 😂

is it just me or is kwesi like the second ever guest to actually get this show 😭 joyce is obviously the first